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Sunrise wedding at Page Springs Cellars this morning. Looked pretty nice.
#chefbryanpsc #weddingchef #foodpimp #catering #farmtotable

Garlic Thai Lamb Chops #foodpimp #foodporn #thaifood #lafood

My tea. Steak bruschetta sandwich. #kitchengangster #foodpimp #steak

If You're Not Eating Meat Your Snack Game Betta Be 🔥🔥🔥 Peanut Butter & Fresh Red Diced Apples On A Rice Cake With A Hit Of Cinnamon Will Make You Wanna Slap Ya Mama #GotThemWithTheHHHashtages #IfTheyOnlyKnew #ChiefChip #NowEating #FoodPorn #FoodPimp #FoodCrazed #FoodArt #FoodJunkie #SnackTimeIsTheBestTime #AFatMonOncesSaid #HitOfCinnaMON #ShakeTheKitchen #ShakeTheBlockMon #PartyWithTheCeo #AndTheNightGoesOn #YLaNocheSigue #TheOneTheOnlyDjChip

Foodpimp! 💪😅 Nach getaner Gartenarbeit gab's heute aufgepimtes TK "Hähnchen Gärtnerinnenart" 🌱 von #aldi mit extra frischen Gemüse, light Frischkäsesauce und Reis! 👌😋 Euch noch einen schönen Samstag ... Hier fängts grade an zu regnen! 😣☔ #foodpimp #foodporn #balanceisthekey
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Sunrise wedding at Page Springs Cellars this morning. Looked pretty nice.
#chefbryanpsc #weddingchef #foodpimp #catering #farmtotable

Dual action. Pretty good measurements. Over six pounds of slutty pleasure. Instant boner. @cumbraes #meatporn #meatslut #foodexploitation #foodpimp #wtf #letsgoeat #hengdreamsoffood #workhardeathard #dieeating #blogto #clothesdontfitanymore

Peking duck two courses (good but so skimpy) | Cold marinated meat platter | Bird's nest & chicken soup | Shrimp mousse & scallop | Abalone | Crispy chicken | Steamed fish | E-fu noodles with crab meat & fried rice (not shown) | Red bean mochi | Almond cookie & sweet soup (not shown). Despite being well known for thier lacklustre dim sum, their dinner set menu was even less inspiring. For the fortune they charge you'd expect much better fare but sadly, neighboring Chinatown food is better. The glory days are over for this overcharging crack whore of a place. Pretentiousness at its best here. #highwayrobbery #foodexploitation #foodpimp #wtf #letsgoeat #hengdreamsoffood #workhardeathard #dieeating #blogto #clothesdontfitanymore

Have enough hay to smoke a house let alone meats. Chefs smoking this and that with hay, come get it. Next thing they'll be using is desert sand smoked this and that, dried horse shit smoked meats, or fucking GBC cookbooks smoked meats. #arsenist #smokers #foodexploitation #foodpimp #wtf #letsgoeat #hengdreamsoffood #workhardeathard #dieeating #blogto #clothesdontfitanymore

On a losing streak these days. First it was Chabrol, now this one. Pass on the deep fried ricotta stuffed olives. The only thing worth paying for and eating was the pizza. Fuck, I hate getting served cold grilled octopus tentacles (a bit fishy as well, though tender). And that lasagna was like straight out of the frozen food section I don't care if it's 100 layers or 1000 layers fuck that. Grilled rappini was cold and lacking in any flavour - meh. With all the skanks standing around, food couldn't have come out any colder. Working there must be la dolce vita. Another huge disappointment. #foodexploitation #foodpimp #wtf #letsgoeat #hengdreamsoffood #workhardeathard #dieeating #blogto #clothesdontfitanymore

Drive by this crowded spot almost every night only to be let down when we actually stopped by. Fucking hell. For a lunch service they have a shit ton of staff standing around looking pretty. Get rid of the useless skanks and lower the food prices, fuck sakes. Five pieces of deep fried olives (not great) for ten smackers, fuck off. #foodexploitation #foodpimp #wtf #letsgoeat #hengdreamsoffood #workhardeathard #dieeating #blogto #clothesdontfitanymore

Alleyway dining falls short of expectations. Starts with some okay oysters with only shallot mignonette. Some greasy foie gras with something sweet forgot what. Then the letdown - bland tasting cod steamed in fancy schmancy french paper with some greens. Gotta have a fancier server pour forgettable vermouth beurre blanc on it. Next was lukewarm ttoro, another signature dish of overcooked seafood in under seasoned boulillabaisse. Finish with shallow, undercooked creme brulee (brilliant brulee skills though). Then the apple tarte drizzled with a light white jizz of calvados sabayon. Had better. Listen, despite my lack of kitchen skills, I can probably pull off better versions of their simple straight forward dishs. #foodexploitation #foodpimp #wtf #letsgoeat #hengdreamsoffood #workhardeathard #dieeating #blogto #clothesdontfitanymore

Quick sushi fix. Reliable downtown sushi - no Bloor St. sushi academy graduates here, which is alway a good thing. Skip the desserts though. #hookedonhookers #foodexploitation #foodpimp #wtf #letsgoeat #hengdreamsoffood #workhardeathard #dieeating #blogto #clothesdontfitanymore

Introductory fruits. Kpop stars never seen or had rambutan or lychee before. #fans #foodexploitation #foodpimp #wtf #letsgoeat #hengdreamsoffood #workhardeathard #dieeating #blogto #clothesdontfitanymore

Hoop hoop! Two weeks of eating and dozing off, of carelessness, of trolling hipsters & fobs, of seeking ass cheeks, about to start. #playtime #foodexploitation #foodpimp #wtf #letsgoeat #hengdreamsoffood #workhardeathard #dieeating #blogto #clothesdontfitanymore

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