Once upon a time, there was a still somewhat attractive if no longer exactly young, woman - let’s call her Goldilocks. 👩🏼
One afternoon she set out to try and get in her 10,000 steps and started getting hungry.
Having zero sense of boundaries, she saw a pretty little £7 million dollar flat and let herself in.
She helped herself to some fish and chips, a Pimms and a helping of sticky toffee pudding which, as advertised, got badly stuck in her new Invisalign braces.
As she left the house she came upon some dental floss.
“Too stringy”, she said.
A few blocks later she found a toothpick.
“Too pointy”, she said.
Just as she got to the tube she saw a flosser.
"Ahhh, this one is just right," she said happily as she pulled out her phone and took a photo to submit to #flossypics.
Goldilocks - the newest member of the Flossy Possy!!