#velvet ...it's funny. I forgot how it felt to be outright wooed by the #shenanigans of a city. I had my course set post gym sauna & steam: this bus right outside to the N train, right on time for the appt here. &y'all know how #virgoregulators get off on being #rightontime #itfeltdelicious, even with traffic. Then I get to the stop at another line as its starting to sprinkle and am goaded- #GOADEDisay- to change MY plans & take this train instead, it'd be the same kind of right there etc., I fussed. No. My plan was great. Then the whimmering to come play began... Pointing out I'd have to walk in the rain to make the connection~ I groused #fiiine, leapt off the 🚌(#whowasinonit) &dipped down into the 1. It gets to 42nd st & I'm nudged to switch to the 2/3 across the way, but #stoutlyrefuse.
Then...in #yougonelistentoEmnexttime hubris the train I'm on...breaks down. The conductor is making NO sense on the platform OR the train... The #newyorkers comically #loooooosseetheirshits. Another express train pulls in, we go twds it as its folks pour out trying to go to ours all #oyyyyveyyyyy & #quelastima! & #sonafa! It's a F ureaking melee~ and I'm standing there blushgrinning all #Rufnkiddingme?lol! & this cute scholarly guy happens to be right there & he chuckles #noimnotkiddingyoulol #becauseisaiditaloudlol #home lol and we fall out and everyone piled on as a new crush of 42nd st folks pour in Obliv to the #berserkerplatformjoy that has just completed itself lol.
Only then do I get a message on my phone saint something was up with signals btwn chambers & south ferry & ... #forthe1sttimeEva iiiiii I got to be the loudmouth who yowlsthe equiv of #okOkokHoldupiknowwhatsgoingOn!lol & deliver the #Simmahdown news to all lol.
It's the equiv of that #lopsidedgrinning lil kid getting to lead the benediction at church or something, with all the #thankgods & #amens.
My last message out was #imstuckonaflippingtrainlol