I didn’t get much sleep last night. I spent most of the night erecting the new fort. It's operational now, complete with electricity, it's out of the dark ages now equipped with a mini-fridge, microwave and video camera. I'm going to have stop calling it a fort, it's more of a fortress or a citadel and will serve as the center of operations of my intelligence gathering efforts. I'm going to crack this case wide open for the whole world to see via the many Internets, and the world will rejoice.
I have also been reading the news on the Internets. Out of three national news outlets, none of them had any updates on the local burglaries. I have come to the conclusion that there should just be one reporter for all of the news agencies. And the news should be more like Fruit Loops and have just one flavor. Instead, I have several different flavors and now have an added responsibility of discerning from the myriad of stories which one is the truth.
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