Useless info written while we all wait with bated breath for trump to sign an executive order to #keepfamiliestogether sign it, sign it, sign it! Stop hugging the flag you fucking weirdo and sign the damn paper! Sign it now!!! Do it, sign it, don’t leave one more child in scary fear in what is already a nightmare life. Sign it god damn it. Undo the damage you evil evil evil monster! #notmypresident #justintheroux superhero? Ready to take on #fashiondonts and punch them into style. No he can’t fly, but he can ride his bike while wearing a #louisvuitton backpack and bless us with his knowledge of young uninteresting models. #thequeen still smiling from her day with #meghanmarkle she looks like a girl with a bit of a crush. Thank you #jonahhill for keeping my summer body on track. Every time I see a new photo of him like today with #pinkhair I feel nauseous and sick to my stomach and can’t eat. #evalongoria after what seemed like oh I don’t know forever, finally gave birth to her new son or as conspiracy theorist #anncoulter calls him, actor baby. And finally #asiaargento getting flack for posting and moving on from #anthonybourdain death. That’s what the living do. They live.
Sorry you can’t unread this. #uselessbutamazing