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Building my rabbits new play house for the yard. Got this chicken coop for her to enjoy and be safe as well. Hehe- cakes the builder! 💕💕💕 #bunnies #animallover #bunny #chickencoop #farmlife #countrygirl @jessicacakes2

Olha o tatu peba bebendo água, vídeo do nosso amigo @gabriel_m_sampaio #countrylife #country #cowboy #farm #farmlife #brazil #sertanejo #fazenda #tatu #armadillo

Alright y'all... it's that time again. Turkey Sex Ed! 😳🦃 Hehehe.
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4 days ago, I shared a picture of Percy standing on Edna's back, and I got a LOT of questions. So let's go over the basics for the folks who are new around here 😂.
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**TURKEY SEX: Your questions, answered** 🦃
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Several folks commented on the mating photo saying that turkey sex looks rough. You're right, it can be... But here are some things you might not have known! {{And some you might not want to know 😜}} Turkey toms (mature males) spend their whole day (whole lives, really) poofed up in an elaborate display to impress the ladies. Unlike chickens, turkeys don't mate unless the hens want it, and the hens only want it during mating season (February to August, here in NC). Basically, the boys spend their whole day asking, asking, asking, until she finally says yes! When she is ready, she will squat or lay down so that her man can climb on her back. The mating ritual can take up to three minutes.
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The hen allows the tom to climb on her back, and then he proceeds to walk/stomp on her back, all the while trying to stay lined up, & if possible, avoiding getting knocked off by his rivals. A turkey hen's back and sides are her erogenous zones, so this walking around is like a sexy back massage. Maybe you'd call it foreplay...whatever tickles your pickle 😂. When the turkey hen is satisfied with her nice long back massage, she lifts her tail. The tom then lowers his, and does his best to make the connection. Toms don't have any umm... "equipment." They have an orifice that squirts their semen. The goal is for his orifice to "kiss" her vent (where eggs come out), which in turn catches the semen and stores it for up to 75 days! He will keep trying to connect as long as the hen lets him, and when he has done it, he usually bites her on the head, and she squirms out from under him. She fluffs her feathers several times and runs away doing a "pop, pop, pop" happy sound. -
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In this video, you see Percy after he's done his duty, with his girl Edna running off, quite satisfied. There you have it.. You're welcome 😂😂. #DateNight #TMI lol 😱
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Tag a friend and blow their mind 😁😁

My girl 🌿🐑 #whitecottagefarm

Enjoying a day on the farm 🐷🐴🐣🐱@amysfarm ❤️ #farmlife #catlover #farm #toddler #saturday #caturday #cats_of_instagram

Heute ist so ein Tag, an dem ich absolut keine Ahnung habe, was ich euch spannendes erzählen könnte...🤔😅 Also wenn ihr Fragen zu mir oder den Pferden habt, immer her damit!🙈
Wir hatten gestern Richtefest und ich bin einfach nur k.o. und absolut unmotiviert überhaupt die Couch zu verlassen.🙈 Der Zwerg macht auch keine Anstalten endlich mal raus zu wollen, was es mir bei der schwülen Hitze auch nicht einfacher macht.😣 Tja also sitze ich hier und warte, dass die Zeit vergeht...🤓 Was steht bei euch so an? #home #stable #myhorse #brauner #wallach #deutschessportpferd #schimmel #stute #holsteiner #equestrian #riderslife #farmlife #soulhorse #seelenpferd #pferdeliebe #pferdestars #pferdemädchen #pferdeschoenheiten #europaspferde #deutschlandspferde #sporthorses

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These cows are finally enjoying all the belly rubs and love they deserve. 🐮💙 #farmanimalrescue #cowsofig #farmlife (📹: @thegentlebarn)

Stop and smell the flowers 🌸🐔 Photo: @happydaysfarm #BHGFlowers #inspiredbypetals #farmlife

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View of our place from where the farmers are growing onions.
#maine #mainelife #farm #farmlife #homestead #homesteading #farmstead #organic #organicfarm

Between the craziness of the weekdays, there's the sanity of chores around the farm and the company of these three. #calm #farmlife #recharge

I just want to live on a farm and pick fruit and keep bees. #blueberrypicking

Another good reason to keep free range chickens 🐓🐓Eating up a wee bit of spelt that spilled over the cradle while putting this years crop into the bin. I'm not sure what the other 75 gals are up to but I'm sure they'll make there way to this side of the barnyard before long! #barnyards #summerevenings #farmlife #freerunhens #aholeinthenetting

This afternoon, I also sewed Lexi the clutch she wanted. :) #diy #purses #handmade #sewing #farmlife

Green August evenings after days at the computer. #farmlife #farmlifebestlife #writerslife #author #authorsofinstagram

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