You can now buy my new debut album "Farming Spec" form any Agricultural store near you! You can hear all my original classics like...
1.) Why does John up the road have a better tractor than me?
2.) If she's red keep er in the shed!
3.) If shays blue she'le heatta do!
4.) Day see me rollin' dem beakings.. gotta catch em rollin dem beakings...
Also includes a new secret track "I voted to leave the EU now my single farm payment won't get me a new 60 40 90 50 45 John Deere"
To be performed in a feild or shed near you!!!
Sorry I couldn't help myself, this would be my festival look if I was rich enough to afford tickets to a festival! 👕👖👞