This is Satan, the angry noodle.
So his story is, I started working at Petco and each week we do a deep clean on the animal cages. The day came for the reptile deep clean and they warned me that he's very aggressive and bites. Me being me, I just reached in and picked him up. He didn't rattle his tail, he didn't hiss, he didn't strike or show any form of aggression. So I became the go to person when he had to be moved for a deep clean or feeding. A couple weeks pass and I decide to ask how long he's been there. This dude has been there for a year. I'm not particularly a fan of Corn Snakes, but I love all animals and since I'm the only one he hasn't bitten, I decided to take him home. And that's how I ended up with Satan the Snake.