Here is my tutorial on how to get the humans to carry you like the King or Queens that you are.
1. Use flyscreen door to climb to top and scramble to top of wooden door. This can be done every time the human goes outside.
2. The humans are scared you will break your arms jumping down.
3. The humans get a basket or box so you can jump in and the demand to be carried around the house.
4. The best part is you get the views and the smells without the filthy humans touching your beautiful body.
5. Back to being royalty as was always intended. 😻😻😻🎄🎄🎄😻😻😻