By @omotoladayoadedapo @shizzychase
I woke up on Thursday to the reality of what had befallen me. I picked up my phone and was totally blank on what to do with it.
I thought of calling Dotun. What was I going to tell him? I dropped the idea.
I wanted to call Mofe. He wasn't going to pick even if his phone was on so I dropped the idea.
Then I decided to buzz him on WhatsApp
I could not form any words to type in my head but I found my fingers typing on their own. When my fingers were done typing this was what I read on the screen: "Mofe please hear me out... It is not what you think. At least we can conduct a DNA test before you conclude everything in this package
I read it twice and was not sure whether or not those words made any sense but I decided to send anyway.
3 minutes later my phone beeped.. Mofe had replied . "Lmaoooo how come I didn't think of that? It's such a brilliant idea. We will be using Cadillac hospital right? "
I was confused at his response... Was he being sarcastic or serious?
I was not sure so I decided to reply "Yeah.. Cardillac"
His reply came almost immediately "Bitch!!! Arch-bitch!!! President and commander in chief of Worldwide Bitches!!! It seems it hasn't dawned on you that Prophet Sanguraya that has been helping you use my head his wifi is no longer receiving signal abi?
You have two more days to get your rotten ass out of my house. I'm giving you the opportunity to walk out of that house alive. Don't let me meet you there on Saturday morning because na your dead body dem go carry commot.
Don't forget to take your daughter with you. #endtime wife." I sunk back in the bed and knew there and then that I was finished. I needed to do something, I needed someone to talk to, I was stuck, I picked up my phone and I thought of sending a mail to @Breakormakeup page usually referred to as "BOM" on Instagram so I opened IG.