#eatitbitch

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Sandy feet at the beach.. I’d let you lick it off but I don’t want your nasty spit all over my cute little feet..

You've made me your #wcw for the last couple weeks and I don't expect it every week or even more than you have for that matter, but I do appreciate it and it makes me so happy of how loud and proud you are to be around me. Mitch, you've been so wonderful to me, from listening to my demon voices while making random statements to me saying threats innocently then laughing maniacally. We play so many games that we will soon need a tally counter to keep track of who won and who is ahead by how many points. Me. I always win. Even if I lose, at the end of the day, I have you and that's a win, so suck on that sweetness😂. You pursued me since the end of January and I think it's hilariously sad that it took me until mid April, 3 attempts by you, and a blunt statement to realize that you were looking for more than friendship. I'm so happy you didn't give up on me, that you want me to meet the important people in your life, that we've shared several "firsts" (ie Pop! Vinyls, food places, adventures), showing me where you've come from, still grabbing my hand after I laugh at all my puns and jokes, and driving me to Safeway because I refuse to poop at your place for a couple months🤷🏽‍♀️ I am sorry that I never take many pictures of us, but I promise you, our journey is lovingly engrained in my brain and even when you eventually get Alzheimer's, I have been collecting tiny trinkets and some photos from all of our adventures.
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PS: We should do brain exercises and I'm still mentally flexing when you agreed that your shirt is indeed maroon #sorrybutyourecolorblind #iwin #eatitbitch #mcm 😘

Lmao. Can never have a boring night with bean boozeled @ricoooo_j #eatitbitch #beanboozled #shehatesme #lmao #nastyassshit

Bill Shafer comes clean about #mayogate!!
The moment all of us Mayomaniacs have waited for us fast approaching!! THE END IS NEAR!
#makehimeatit
#eatitbitch
#itsfinallyhappening
#aboutfuckingtime

Yes Bitch 🤚🏽 Get ready!!!! My ass ain’t gon be burnin up...sweating and shit ....nope!!!!!
#Summer2018 #SummerBody #PlusSize #BigGirl #Rolls #Thighs #Stomach #AllOfIt #EatItBitch #Cali #Sunshine #WestCoast #CaliGurl #BornAndRaised #CA #LongBeach.
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#Repost @biggirlshavestyle1 with @get_repost
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Yep that’s me all summer 😂 #biggirlshavestyle #quotes #post #regrann #ok

Eat my chocolatey insides and throw away the wrapper #chocolate #garbage #parkinglotcrap #mmmmmmgood #shit #eatitbitch

Yes I am one of those “thick girls” but I am not ashamed of my body. It carries me through everything I do and as yet never let me down.
I don’t appreciate it when people assume I go to the gym to loose weight or “tone up” nor when they assume I want their contact details for that shitty new diet drink that will shed the pounds away in weeks.
Yes there are days when I see a perfect bodied athlete and think “what if I looked like that” or “I’ll never be that good I am just fat”
But if I was that person I wouldn’t be me.
I am on a journey that started with the sole purpose was for weightless but that evolved quickly. I was introduced to a barbell and my priorities changed. I do not want to be skinny, I want to be strong. I’d like to be lean. But most of all I want to be happy. I’m battling depression and I’m winning.
You do not need to worry about my body and if you try to insult me about it, just know both physically and mentally I can eat you alive. -
#thickgirl #gymgirl #gymjunkie #girls #strongwomen #strongnotskinny #strong #depression #mentalhealth #mybody #healthymind #mymind #notyourproblem #weight #eatitbitch #notashamed #stopthejudgement #loveyourself #loveyourown #good #life

I MUST HAVE ALL OF THE INFINITY MAYO!
#mayogate
#eatitbitch

Every time I try and take the high road...
Every time that I try and walk away...
This fucker pulls me back in.
2018: The Year He WILL Eat It.
#mayogate
#mayogatelives
#eatitbitch
#makehimeatit
#billshafer

what is it about eating bananas and making eye contact at the same time?😏 #selfie#banana#phallic#wideopen#eyecontact#eatitbitch

“I just don’t want to look back and think ‘I could’ve eaten that’”
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#boomerang #picoftheday #lake #park #dayoff #duckface #swan #volaille #bonappetit #buonappetito #wings #water #eatitbitch #instafun #instagood #nature #green #blue #blackandwhite

Fresno crew killed it last night at the 2018 Aint Mama's Drag Filth Off. Now to eat and head homo. It was fun.
#fresnogay #filth #trash #whattheshit #eatitbitch #love #respect #lifeisgood

Bill Shafer @hyaenagallery rocking out and contemplating the deepness end words in @cultureclubofficial 's TIME.
#MAYOGATE
#MAKEHIMEATIT
#eatitbitch

This is a scene from FRANKLY A MESS, a new film that Bill Shafer and I had a small, fun part in (Remele is in it too). In this scene the three dumb Russian Brothers are playing cards. BUT WAIT, IS THAT MAYO ON THE TABLE WITH A FULLY LOADED SPOON?? Maybe Bill DID eat the mayo?? The only way to find out is to see the movie! This is a fun, cool comedy of Epic Porportions!! See the comment section for how to see this fine movie!! Believe it or not we play Burlesque Star MOSH's brothers!
#franklyamess #mayogate #eatitbitch @hyaenagallery

Get that in your stomach #eatitbitch

Suped up Saturday!!!! 🤤🤤🤤 Slow baked ribs, homemade unsalted butter fried zucchini sticks and kale salad with strawberries and cucumbers! #healthyfood #healthy #feedmysoul #food #dinner #foodporn #slowcooked #healthyfats #healthyfatsforthewin #addstrawberries #zucchini #drool #noshame #flauntmyfood #feedmyfamily #spoiled #eatitbitch

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