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Thank you @zeitmagazin for featuring my plate! "Why are just so many designer plates that are too old to use them? If this continues, we soon eat from the pan" says Google Translate, but I'm not buying it. πŸ™„ #dumbamerican #whydiditakefrench

Yo, technology is Π»ΡƒΠ΄!!!#GoogleTranslate #DumbAmerican

In France today, I called an eclair a long john. #exposed #dumbamerican

Laughing because I keep saying "si" instead of "oui" lol #dumbamerican #nohabla

This should NOT be that hard for me. #dumbamerican #whattimeisit #justaddtwelve

When London calls... answer 😜 #dumbamerican #TGIF πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ@ceeej

Goodbye Germany. I miss you, I doubt the feeling is mutual... #dumbamerican #flowerseverywhere #periandnicolle @peridanielle

My British roommate wants to watch the Brexit results and I want to watch the NBA draft. #DumbAmerican

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I couldnt resist and bought the king edition of ni nu kuni 2. (Only in UK) #dumbAmerican #donthavePALps4 #collector #totheheart #ninokuni #bandai

In France today, I called an eclair a long john. #exposed #dumbamerican

Thank goodness! I survived my latest #kinderegg encounter. #dumbamerican

Article that I wrote for the gorgeous Dutch art magazine "See All This." If only I could read Dutch. 😁 #dumbamerican #gofigure #writinglife #magazine #magazinework #artmagazine #dutchmagazine #dutchart #dutchtradition #herring #foodwriter #mademelaugh #doofus

must be the shitter. #dumbamerican

fuckers won't let me in #dumbamerican #exaltarboy

Didn't realize this was a country until I planned this trip. Glad I know now!!! It's absolutely breathtaking. #montenegro #kotor #vacation #dumbamerican

tres. phone died on dos. #dumbamerican

Now that Arctic Monkeys song makes sense... #arcticmonkeys #dumbamerican

Why is it that every time I meet a hot guy I make an absolute fool out of myself? πŸ˜‘ #imgoingtodieavirgin #dumbamerican Thanks for a wonderful view #deltamarriottstjohnsNL πŸ’— πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 🍁 #implementationadventures #iwannabecanadianwhenigrowup #newfieaccentishotaf

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