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Sunglasses you can cherish the way @yunghov_ cherishes this baguette. #volterre

See if you can spot the #Douchebaguette. #VoteRight

These #buttons satisfy my primal craving for food puns. #douchebaguette

This man is is doing life right. 🍞🍞🍞 #roadtrippin #copilot #douchebaguette

I call this "Over-accessorized and underwhelmed" 😐#accessorywhore #makeupjunkie #douchebaguette

#blueq #douchebaguette or #doucehbag we have some totally offensive gum for all the people on your gift giving list! Gums are $2 a pack- we will not sell these via IG individually but would be happy to include any of our offensive or sweet gums with your other purchases #dontbeoffended


with that previous post being said, here's the last old bπŸ‘πŸ‘ty pic in my queue so i can start thinking up of more cr8ive things to post + work on my overall physique more so that i can post and show something other than my bπŸ‘πŸ‘ty off #douchebaguette

#tb pic but hi yeah not much updates from me lately. mostly bc i'm just bored of constantly just taking booty progress pics. i'd take other flexing poses but unfortunately my legs/glutes are the only portion of my physique that i'm the least unsatisfied with at the moment so.... πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ plus, after coming back from holiday + falling sick for two weeks, my "cut" has gone absolutely haywire and i'm back to square one, basically. sigh. #KEEPGRINDING #douchebaguette

CAKES FOR DA CAKE πŸ°πŸ‘ just another @p28foods protein pancake post πŸ€™πŸΌ switched it up a little by adding some greek yogurt. much flavourful. such delish. just about wolfed it down after i snapped this πŸ˜› #douchebaguette

No smiling allowed on #Deadlift Day.
Crazy what +/- #cleaneating, #intermittentfasting, #steadystatecardio (#kizomba, #semba and #walking 45mins 5x/wk) and #HIIT (#kuduro 2x/wk) can do. My 2nd week back at the #gym after 3 MONTHS off, and I am +/- hitting all my PRs from 6 months ago for #lowerbody #lifts.
It's so fucking good to be back. I'm never leaving this place again.
#selfie #duckface #liftingheavyshit #fitfam #imaginarylatsyndrome #douchebaguette #madebycoachlou #drbootΓ© #udnation #udfamily aaaaaand #2fit2quit for the one and only #toowhite @amandabond_

glutes and hammies otw πŸ‘πŸ’ͺ🏼 quads... not so much πŸ˜‚ #WhyWontYouMuhfugguhsGrow #douchebaguette

here is me at the beginning of holiday, being all positive and enjoying life and shit. little did i know the shit that was bouta hit the fan in the days (and weeks) to come πŸ€™πŸΌ #douchebaguette

hi i am back from the dead with a faceless belfie. long story short, after i came back from holiday (which was 90% horrible experience btw), i got hit hard with the sickies (high fever/flu/cough/etcetc.) and had to take a break from fitness for a week. i've been recovering steadily these few days and have tried to go to the gym and do as much as i can, although today is the first day that i don't actually feel like complete ass. i am still not fully recovered (apologies to all the people in the gym who've had to endure my obnoxious whooping coughs the entire way). so here's a pic of me after shitty eating on holiday + being extremely sick for a week. i've definitely lost some gains (hello tiny biceps) but i'm so ready to pick it up from here #douchebaguette

hotel flex timeeee. back + biceps action gwaaan. gym is subpar af but imma make do πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ tbh i'm thankful that i even have the time and opportunity to get it done πŸ™πŸ»#douchebaguette

greetings from macau πŸ‡²πŸ‡΄currently vacationing here and hoping that the hotel gym is legit (if it even exists). let's see how many workouts i can put in during this trip πŸ€” #douchebaguette

"Namaste. The douche in me recognizes the douche in you." -HARMONY 🎬MEET HARMONY & the other @doucheaholics in the #officialtrailer www.doucheaholics.com #filmmaker #actress #yogi #yoga #yogadouche #douchebagpic #douchebaguette #actors #comedy #tvseries #filmfestival #funnyshit #funnyvideos #funny #yogamoves #doucheaholics #dwf20 #yogapose @syranara @guerillawanderers

lapsup physique update/cut progress. lmao. ye i still got a loooong ass way to go but i wanted to have a record of my physique live and in real-time (and with no pump. lol). flying off for holiday in a minute and i hope i'll be able to maintain my gains for the week πŸ€™πŸΌ #douchebaguette

wasn't arms day but πŸ˜„ happy to say i've been making good progress. also, my brother just asked me to an arm-wrestling match for the first time since way before i started lifting and i'm proud to say that after years of lifting..... i still lose terribly ☺️ #douchebaguette

happy hump day πŸ‘ 1 year old tanlines be like.. πŸ‘… #tb to dreadlocks days πŸ™ƒ #douchebaguette

just checking in to say that i hit a new all-time PR for my squats (75kg x 2 reps) and it felt way easier than i expected 😬 despite everything else, i guess that's something to be positive about. extra: swipe left to see why you should really invest in a proper set of wireless earphones for the gym :'-) rip

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