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And the award for parents of the year goes to... ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜‚
#measaparent #oreochallengeaccepted
#dontpassoutfirst #poorbaby #welcometoourlife

If your friend hasn't seen you drunk and helped you and made sure you were SAFE first THEN took incriminating photos to share on your GroupMe, THAT AINT YOUR REAL FRIEND!!!!! We will pose with your limp body like "Weekend at Bernie's! #IKeepPicsOnDeck #DontPassOutFirst #DudeYouFellAsleepOnTheBathroomFloor #AndYouFellAsleepAtWaffleHouse

Drunken Fort Building #cuba #dontpassoutfirst

Such a fun night. I had a LITTLE too much food lol.
#thanksgiving #suitedUp #DontPassoutFirst

When your kid passes out at dinner, you naturally put things on them #harperjeanne #dontpassoutfirst #bigkids @raisetheanchor @_ifwisheswerehorses_

Quit worrying about working out for the beach. Start working out your liver for the marathon. No matter how in shape your beach bod is, you won't look good if you're down for the count by 4pm on day one. #DontPassOutFirst

I hope you didnt think you were gonna get by without a birthday shout out. A very happy birthday to the old man @mauricemjones. You gotta be like 40 by now. I know that arthritis will be kicking in soon so i got you a gift basket with an assortment or creams and patches. I was told that after only a few applications the pain would subside...or your money back!!! Clearly this is a win win situation. Hope you have fun tonight big dog just make sure you stay awake long enough not to get drawn on ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚...Happy Birthday again brotha โœŠ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿพ #OldMan #PWilly #DontPassOutFirst

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Nick under a drunk pile of his favorite possessions fishing for garlic? .... looks like he caught one! #drunkwithfriends #dontpassoutfirst #hecalledtheshitpoop #trifelife

If your friend hasn't seen you drunk and helped you and made sure you were SAFE first THEN took incriminating photos to share on your GroupMe, THAT AINT YOUR REAL FRIEND!!!!! We will pose with your limp body like "Weekend at Bernie's! #IKeepPicsOnDeck #DontPassOutFirst #DudeYouFellAsleepOnTheBathroomFloor #AndYouFellAsleepAtWaffleHouse

Happy 20th birthday to my not so little bro anymore haha. Welcome to adult life. Just keep doing what your doing and never forget to have a good time! #birthdaybro #dontpassoutfirst

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