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MOST RECENT

I’ve taken my IG back from Jack. Geez! Like he can talk! Wait until you hear the story from last night! 🤭 We’d both been dropped off at Jack’s house while TH ran errands. Jack being the counter-surfer he is, knocked a basket of decorative nuts off the mantel. They fell everywhere so Jack and I did our poodle duty and chewed up every last one of them. Well, when TH got home, oh boy did he freak out! Apparently those nuts were buckeye nuts and highly poisonous. 😬 Both humans loaded us up into the car and drove like maniacs to the doggie ER. Let this be a warning to you doggies out there: the ER people act really nice, but they are EVIL. One lady kissed my head, then gave me a dose of something that made me puke like a geyser. After that, she stuck a needle in my neck and gave me a hump of fluid the size of a basketball! I looked like a camel 🐪. Jack received the same treatment and by the time the two of us stumbled back into the lobby, it was nearly 1am. BH was crying and tried to hug me, but my fluid lump was leaking a bit, so I gave it a good shake and got BH nice and damp. Jack and I slept like babies all night. His humans are taking good care of him. My day plans include watching Animal Planet while sipping on water and munching boiled chicken with a side of medicine. 😴 #partiedtoohard #dontdodrugs #humpneck #cameldog #mistake #standardpoodle #sickdog #emergencyroom #vetvisit #standardpoodle #🐩 #sleepydog #doggos #shenanigans #adventuredog #poodles #poodlesofig #petslife #spoo #poodlepuppy

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Haha off to the real world .... asshats 😘#dontdodrugs

ThAt iS CorReCt #dontdodrugs #like #comedy #musically (I got my braids cut shorter✂️)

E- "Dad, I swear I just saw a UFO!"
M- "Ugh, did you get into the narcotic aides again??" #police #k9 #policek9 #k9unit #workingdog #shepherd #dutchshepherd #dutchie #edge #k9edge #dogsofinstagram #dogsofig #ufo #ufosighting #dontdodrugs #spaceandstuff

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