Sad fact. Most people would rather use a power tool or an electric toothbrush to use in masturbation and sex. Too scared to go to a sex shop... too scared to open that door and walk inside... Often resulting in an embarrassing emergency ward story, and photos that go on the Internet (yes... radiologists dont keep your secrets about how that wrench accidentally went up your bum) the condoms and lube kind of gave it all away!
Ive sat there with a radiologist laughing at your x rays... 😂
Its sad how people hide from sex an wankin... but freely talk about terrorism, death and murder... I know...because I used to be one of those people... and frankly... conversation about squirting cum in ones eyes is much more interesting these days 😀 my daily news intake consists of porn... current affairs just dont interest me anymore... the world is fuckin retarded... I get it... wheres the fisting and nipple clamp news?
Some people just dont talk anymore... they go stagnant and refuse to love, fuck, or even masturbate... and those types are always angry and ill content or (sexually frustrated) their genitals and drive dissappear... and their life becomes boring, joyless, and in most cases (that I've seen)... ends up destroying their families.
So to them I send this power tool and say... go fuck yourselves you joyless cunts! 😆
Stroke, rub, lick, finger, suck n fuck as often as you can! 😀
But dont use power tools and toothbrushes! Go to my store! 😉
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