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🐾Sleep walking...... awkward 😬 #dognotimpressed #sleepwalking #newatwalkingdogs

Did you vote? Show us your sticker like @zachkleinwsb's crew did! #dognotimpressed #election2016 #voted #dogstagram #wsbtv 🇺🇸🍑🗳

Not even the beach pleases my dog. He's a cool guy I swear, even though he dislikes everything. If you want to see Chester hating life at the beach, he's on snap chat. #foreverseekingdogs #dognotimpressed #pupper

Setting world records on the daily. This was only done 1 time in the history of the world and that was by my boy, the one and only, Jesus, right before he walked on water and had the world in awe. But he only got 27 reps and 3 feet with the log roll. Nobody has my mindset and fashion sense, that's what makes me scary in the gym and why no fitness woman dares to train with me. Ruling the world since the Cretaceous period. A T-Rex couldn't F*ck with the Titan. Tag someone that thinks they can hang with me in the gym or even the mall. #OlympicPingPong #SurfChamp #SnowShoeEnthusiast #MalibuBarbie #BreakingWorldRecordsDaily #DuckEggs #mikeOTren #GOAT #OneTrickPony #Horse🐔 #naturalhair #AllNattyBro #DezNuts #NetflixMarathoner #NicklebackIsTheBest #BlackAndWhiteTv #Skechers #WhatAreThose #BallzHangLow #blackIrish 🍀 #FuckMikeOHearn 😜 #woollyhusky #DogNotImpressed #hookedOnPhonics #Jenius 😂#ReadingIsFundamental #Superman #Titan #MetaHuman

Genuinely excited about this delivery from @nike and @nikefootball. Can't wait to do them no justice at all! #niketraining #fartoogoodforme #dognotimpressed

Buncha dorks! But gotta love em! #ChristmasSpirit #cupNbugs #DogNotImpressed

*goes to party* *hangs with dog* #pugsly

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Sometimes you just need to hide from the world out in the woods #hikingtime #dognotimpressed

You need a haircut they said... You will feel better without all that hair they said...
And... this is what happened when I let them clip my hair last time. Mum had that evil laugh while doing it... and this was the result. How embarrassing!

Now after many months they started talking about it again... that I need another haircut. NO, THANK YOU! I don't think I should let you anywhere near me ever again with that horrible buzzing thing... it is a weapon of humiliation in your hands.

#dogNotImpressed #letMeChooseMyStyle #ruinedReputation #dogComplaints

The foreseeable future of dog walking #notverycool #embarassingdad #dognotimpressed #crocrock

Not even the beach pleases my dog. He's a cool guy I swear, even though he dislikes everything. If you want to see Chester hating life at the beach, he's on snap chat. #foreverseekingdogs #dognotimpressed #pupper

Wet and soggy 5 miles this morning while my big girls head off to work. #morningrun #rainyday #cockapoo #dogrun #newbalance #thisgirlcan #dognotimpressed #girlsbestfriend

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