You need a haircut they said... You will feel better without all that hair they said...
And... this is what happened when I let them clip my hair last time. Mum had that evil laugh while doing it... and this was the result. How embarrassing!
Now after many months they started talking about it again... that I need another haircut. NO, THANK YOU! I don't think I should let you anywhere near me ever again with that horrible buzzing thing... it is a weapon of humiliation in your hands.
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