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This pic is for 16 years hence when this kid's college frat buddies get the brilliant (not) idea of taking selfies in their skivvies and blasting them all over social media. Our man Silas here will say, "Nah, I'll take a pass. Been there, done that, dudes!" #dodgethatbullet #babysmarts #wisechoice

5 1/2 hours at baby showers today & my kids are begging for a baby! Baby fever you ask??? NOPE! This momma loves sleep, my workout class & my WINE!
#123notit #dodgethatbullet #babysitmaybe
#letmebuyforYOURBABY #iwillpass

Lätt att dela saker när man har de bra. Idag har ja feber, hosta och huvudvärk. Som tur var har snoret slutat forsa i extrem nösblodstakt... Alltid något. #sjukiisrael #slappkräksjuka #ochdiarre #puuh #dodgethatbullet

@btrendyt i saw the car seats together and felt like we was having twins for a second #dodgethatbullet

😂😂😂😂😂😂 glad I dodge that bullet!!!! #thewayback #dodgethatbullet #😂 #changedforthebetter #pastisthepast

Tuesday festivities #blessed #dodgethatbullet #grateful

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This is what a shunt in the brain looks like. And this is what I want to avoid at all costs. I think I'll print this out and put on my fridge and room wall to motivate me to keep my diet on track and to deter me from snacking. As long as I keep my weight down it will help keep my intracranial pressure down. And I won't have to have shunt surgery. Praying and hoping and crossing my fingers. #DodgeThatBullet #FingersCrossed #IIHsucks

I had to #repost #share ... the adult version of the floor is lava #ninjaskillstothetest #dodgethatbullet #datinghell #datinginyour30ssuck

Drink of to the good life 🍾🍾🍾 pop them bottles #happylifeislife #wonthedoit #dodgethatbullet #thankyoulord

Wow lol idk but I feel happy for this brotha do u not see the relief in his face 😂😂 #dodgethatbullet

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