Hmmmm so strange. I was really hoping that the hashtag #attictrash was going to catch fire...And that I'd be flooded with requests to send you all my old garbage. Well don't you worry, i'm not giving up just yet. Fresh in (20 years ago) a VHS copy of Mastering Nunchakus (pronounced: NUN-CHUCKS) along with said Nunchakus. Afraid of bad guys? Scared to get ice cream alone? Concerns about checking that weird sound in the basement while your attack dog is sound asleep? Well once you've watched, practiced and mastered Nunchakus, you'll have nothing to worry about. (Thanks to me.) A few Nunchakus facts:
-78% of the time I can take an apple, clean off a low hanging tree branch. -I once smashed my own face with these Nunchakus to impress a girl and broke my braces. (They work, trust me)
-I'm pretty sure Nunchakus are illegal.
This hot ticket is going to whomever DM's me their address first, along with their reasoning for needing them. I'll announce the winner of this #attictrash in my next post along with presenting the next item. (I legit have so much rad shit I want to give to y'all, and it's gonna get really really weird.) *I take zero responsibility for all the bad ass attention you'll be getting whilst Nunchaking...or any damage caused by you or the Nunchakus.
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