Me, at the returns desk in Walmart: "I like your nails. It's a pretty shade of blue." Clerk: "Thank you. I tried something different." Me: "Different is good. I tried something different with my beard. I'm not sure I like it." The clerk looks up and says, "It looks good." I laugh and say thank you. She says, "No, for real. You look like you're ready for TV." Me, laughing: "Oh yeah? Which show?" Clerk, without missing a beat: "Walkin' Dead." We both crack up laughing. "No, no", she says. "Not one a'them zombies. One of those big, tough guys with the guns." LOL. #didyoudothatonpurpose#walmartlife#atlantaartist#bear#weirdbeard#daretobedifferent#oops#notyouraveragegay#imastar#muttonchopsormuttonslop
Due to my ¡severe! reactions to wheat, we need to make most of what we eat from scratch. Tapioca is a staple for any bread-like foods, and the bulk bins literally are a lifesaver. With that said, lemme just add: placing the "high gluten flour" above the tapioca flour is so wrong it's cruel.
My inner grammar nazi is battling furiously with my inner theatre nerd right now