#damnit

MOST RECENT

so my hand got #chopped all up last night thanks to my apparent #IncredibleHulk grasp on a stemless wineglass that decided to shatter in it.....after a LOT of blood loss with no end in sight, I decided to quit being #Stubborn & drive to the #ER ....after a TON more blood loss, many attempts & then #tourniquets to stop the bleeding, 6 #Lidocaine injections (2 in my #Thumb, 2 in my #RingFinger, 2 in my #Pinky ), 12 #stitches (2 thumb, 3 pinky, 7 ring finger!!!!), oh and #XRays to check for any additional shards of #glass, I was released for home......these are the pictures of my #fingers today!
👎😳🤢🤮😫😭🤚🤦‍♀️🍷💉➿👩‍⚕️🚨 #AllCleanedUp #Ouch #LeftHand #ImALefty #DamnIt #MyLuck #NoMoreDollarStoreGlasses #SewnUp #CantWrite #CanBarelyType #YesIAmComplaining #OhWell #ItWasGross #Latergram #OyVey

UPDATE!!!
Bad news: We didn't get this horse.
Good news:Someone did .
Worse news: ....there's two more there just like him. 😢😢😢swipe right ......
#sad #dancinghorse #dance #save #cruel
#damnit

In other news, I want to #apologize to the #universe for being the one who broke the #symmetry on the #damnit #hashtag.

What happens when you don't go to the #dentist for 6 years? You get to stare at the ceiling for two hours daydreaming about all the #welding #equipment you can't buy with the #money you just spent.
#teeth #are #expensive #damnit

Man... the first time I met you we clicked cause our ridiculous personality. You told me you loved me when we first met at some gymnastics spot in Folsom, trying to pick up on girls from Laguna Creek highs school. We’ve done so many dumb/ silly things together. I’ve should’ve check up on you more, make sure you are doing alright. I am sorry.. you will be miss. #rip #damnit #speedos

🤣😂🤣 #damnit 🔫

Clique 🔥🌠 #fuck #freshman #damnit

Had an interview so I got spiffy; just a lil. 🤵🏿
#interview #job #corporate #world #damnit #things #i #do #to #survive #done #accomplished #achieve #grateful

We gotta use the #tools we have on #hand to get us through this #week and #damnit we are halfway there!!! #humpday #winedownwednesday @theleadmine

It’s a good thing I think your father’s cute or this obsession might be awkward.. #spittingimage #yourecuter #yougetthatfromme #damnit

class of 2021 is mostly trash and they're aware of it most of the time lmao sorry

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