Finally a break from the heat, #AmIRight? Methane, frozen for millennia under the Siberian tundra, is exploding from the melting ice and leaving craters hundreds of feet deep in the earth. So maybe animal agriculture isn't such a great idea.
Here is what You should do: Go to Whole Foods at 238 Bedford Ave. Walk up to the confident cook a Chickpea and Olive and order a Nashville hot tofu sandwich. Tell them dan sent you. They will probably roll their eyes as if to say "UGH". But they will proceed to make you a #damnfine #FriedChickenSandwich. And yeah, there won't be any chicken in it. We are a vegan company. #IfYouDontKnowNowYouKnow