❌I HATE KALE❌
You went onto Pinterest and looked up all of these healthy meals. You went to the grocery store and spent $100 on all new food. You're ready this time. This time you're going to lose the weight and this time you're going to be one of those instagram models that eat kale and bee pollen and oh shoot, you forgot the bee pollen! You log onto Amazon and buy chia seeds and cacao powder (and the bee pollen you couldn't find at your grocery store). Your friends give you a weird look and roll their eyes.
And then 4 days later your boss yells at you for a mistake he made. Your coworker is being a bitch... again. Your friends are annoying the shit out of you. You feel alone and irritated. You haven't really lost any weight like you thought you were going to. So you go home and turn on the tv for comfort. You start in on your favorite season of your favorite show. You have all your favorite foods with you. You have 2 burgers, 2 large fries, tons of candy, a 2 liter of soda, Chinese food, Thai food, sushi, and a large bag of chips.
It's one night, what's one night? And ya know what? You fucking hate kale anyways and you can taste it in your smoothies no matter how many fruits you add.
I feel this on a spiritual level. I was this girl for such a long time. I needed help, I needed a person to care and listen to me complain, I needed someone who would yell at me when I needed to be yelled at and console me when I needed someone to console me. I wanted to be skinny so bad. I needed someone to help me get there though.
I would love to be that person for you. I want to be your support, I want to be that person you text in the middle of the night when you want to go to 7-11 and grab some hot cheetos. I want to be more than your mentor showing you this wonderful path to weight loss, I want to also be your friend.
And if you want this to, let me know.