So I just spent the last twenty minutes removing human poop off my walls, floors, toilet seat and my 3-year-old's whole body, because she thought it would be fun to step in it, touch it, rub it in and basically make the biggest mess in the history of toddler disasters.
Those of you who have 3-year-olds will know that their crap is not small, or cute, and it most certainly stinks... a lot!
And even after you clean it all up, using a million wet wipes, soap, water and spraying the scene with anything you can find, that horrific smell you can barely believe such a cute little creature is able to produce, doesn't really go away.
And that's what they should tell teenagers about in Sex Education.
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