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MOST RECENT

😴Today I’m tired.😴 Yep, all that initial adrenaline rush 💥 excitement is gone. That and my son can’t sleep. For 2 days now. 2️⃣ #bedtimestruggles
Every time he wakes up too early, I secretly fear he’s gonna have a difficult time in school. Maybe, this is TMI for some of you but life isn’t always a highlight reel. Children aren’t always perfect and neither are parents, husbands or wives. #sorrynotsorry
Not gonna dwell on it ✋🏼 and I will be leaving it all on the workout mat today. Day 3 here we come! Tired and cranky.

Zero motivation to train on a Monday but I’m taking off my cranky pants in the hope I’ll feel better after it 🤨😅
#monday #motivation #getshitdone #crankyaf

Crabby AF today. Had bad dreams, feeling super negative, hating myself and feeling like everyone else does too. Ran out of my meds and depression is hitting me hard. Hoping this workout helps.
#thisisme #realtalk #depressionsucks #workoutmotivation #crankyaf #weightlossjourney #fitnessgoals #fattofit #fitwithfibro #becomingwonderwoman

My current mood while working @1 am #tiredaf #pastmydamnbedtime #crankyaf #ijustwantsleep

Happy Friday #fitfam #tgif #amiright?!?! #letsgo #letsgetit #workouttime!!!!!! Hope everyone is having a good day! Let's #beastmode this shit into the weekend!
#crankyaf today. #😣

#mood I’m just going to climb into my “fuck it” bucket and go to sleep... #yesthatsme #idontknowwhyiwasinabucket #crankyAF #TBT

Mario, where is my coffee?!
#catsofinstagram #tabbycat
#crankyaf

There are those days when no makeup in the world can hide the fact that you're an old, fat, cranky bitch 😂
Sometimes the lighting is your friend though....... but it only helps a little 😄👵✌
#crankyaf #crankybitch #readmyface #feelingold #ripyouth #mehmehmeh #makeup #makeupoftheday #whenmakeupdoesnthelp #gimmeanewface #whatevaaa #suchislife

Okay. This one might be a bit harder today.
Today i kicked ass bc i found out that you could add the balances of old visa and MasterCard gift cards to your Amazon gift card account! So I did just that. Instead of having $3 on one card and $10 on another, now I have 13 to Amazon!
Today i kicked ass bc i used two Chili's gift cards to pay for lunch.
That is now for gift cards out of my super cute wallet!
Today i kicked ass bc i got to enjoy the yummy taco soup that @metharme made, inspired by @thugmestic .
I kicked ass at playing a bit of mario world to help get me out of my funk.
I took a bubble bath and someone wanted to play.
I also chatted with a friend about a potentially big thing that i jave to be brave enough to do.
Overall, i wanna flip the bird at people, so thankfully my earrings do it for me.
But! Tomorrow is a better day!

Tl:dr? Today i still kicked ass.
What did you do to kick ass today?
#TodayIKickedAss #crankyaf

Why limit it to just "the day" , when there are "people, places, & things" that could benefit from a good ole ass kickin'
#tuesdaymotivation #crankyaf

I have to #learntosayno 🤦🏻‍♀️ #imjustdone 🙄#moodatthemoment #crankyaf 🤬 #whatevs I’d rather have four quarters than 100 pennies 😂#truedat #salty

Day 6 of #365daysofhandstands : ·
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Practiced tumbling and handstands with @hkobylko and Alex at #freerangecrossfit today. It was nice to have people to flail around with! ·
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I did my first somersault in probably 20 years today... That's a weird thought! (I feel old now)
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I start the #whole30 diet tomorrow... I've been shopping for hours and I'm sleepy, so that's about as exciting as this post is going to get. 🙃
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#handstand #tumbling #somersaults #practicepracticepractice #handstandseverydamnday #whole30 #lifechanges #holywow #makingprogress #crankyaf #sooosleepy

I mean, if you need shelter you could just sit under my bump. There’s plenty of room.
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I’m a big believer that trying to be positive is the best way to be. But I also believe that having a good old bitch fest is damn soothing for the soul. So here goes. Please tune out if you don’t like angry Preggo rants Cos this is literally all this is.
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Pregnancy isn’t full of unicorns and rainbows and magic for everyone. And it’s bloody ok to not enjoy it. Don’t get me wrong- the whole creating life thing is a damn beautiful miracle and my god am I so so grateful.
You know what’s not beautiful though? Heartburn. Trapped wind. Feeling like a bowling ball covered in knives is wedged between your legs.Gasping for breath when you bend over. Dropping something on the ground and staring at it- trying to Matilda that shit back into your hand Cos it’s going to take some serious grunting and swearing to get it.Fatigue. Sickness. General rage feelings. And the mess that is your lady parts. .
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I’m definitely coming to the end of this pregnancy- my hormones are out of control today and I have this overwhelming urge to punch people and inanimate objects for no actual reason. Anyway- I’m about to tuck in my third takeaway of the week which makes me angry and happy at the same time 👍🏻
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My boys are off in the morning for their usual Sunday breakfast and soft play run (to give me some space really cos I’m
A bitch troll but it’s also good for father and son bonding 😊) and I’m going to meal prep, exercise and organise my week. I’m feeling a little out of control right now and I need to get some of that back and just chillax. Expect a happier Dea tomorrow. Thanks for listening. Annnnd now for some greasy chicken that will make my uncontrollable flatulence that much worse 👍🏻 #keepingitreal #pregnant #twinpregnancy #itsnearlyover #rage #pregnancyhormones #hormonal #33weekspregnant #bitchfest #havingamoan #overit #grateful #saturday #endofmytether #icandothis #bitch #crankyaf #bbg #bbgcommunity #bump #belly #huge #bumpin

You kept me sane when i was at my worst 🙌👏🏼❤️ my forever number 1 blessing ! #daughter #mylife #mylove #wildchild #crankyAf

What one hell of a night. My roommate ptfo’d during a movie w/ my large pup spooning her & I had no space to sleep & then my dog starts snoring like a fucking loudspeaker so I’ve been up all night & im about ready to kill someone I’m so exhausted. Ugh I’m so cranky.. #exhausted #nosleep #crankyaf #ineedanap #ifeelgross #ineedashower #ugh #surgeryscar #alternative #alternativegirl #altgirl #gurlswithplugs #gauges #girlswithpiercings #nosering #lgbtq #pride

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