#couldntgetanyworse

MOST RECENT

Puppy cuteness for what definitely has been “one of those days”. It started well, just felt a bit ropey. Driving to work was a disaster, thankfully I had a plastic bag on the passenger seat. Turned around and went home, got into bed, slept straight through till 11:30. Sat on the sofa with pipes out for dinner then went back to bed. Up at 4 to feed teas. Made myself a brew, spilt the full boiling mug on my arm (don’t ask, no idea how). In the meantime, Alfs eaten a full nylabone (don’t ask, no idea how) but seems fine and I’ve spilt a full packet of very expensive treats outside in the garden (don’t ask, no idea how). FFS. My arm is stinging like a bitch, Piper must think I’m insane and I’m watching Alf like a hawk praying it either comes back up or passes through. Long night tonight I think 😩😩 #oneofthosedays #fml #ffs #couldntgetanyworse

No truth allowed in America, I have a bunch of nobody's as an audience and there acting like I owe them anything
Go get fucked.
I don't love you.
You are ALL LUCKY if I were to piss on you.

Stone Brewing co I'm Peach Double IPA has somethin' to say, without actually saying anything but saying a little, or a lot, depending on how you perceive facts and such. Or not. Whatever. Tasty beer. With peaches? Yep.
#dontputpeachesinmydoubleipa #butthepeachesgosowellwiththeprofileofthebeer #quandry #goodbeer #goodcheer #tapsrestaurantandbeerco #tapsbeerbar #tapsrestaurant #tasty #goodvibes #almostwingitwednesday

Should I start a blog?? Lets call it #shittylife #dotcom made a beautiful caramel peanut cheesecake and oh shit I dropped it when I took out the fridge #shithappens #whatnow #couldntgetanyworse #instafoodie #lifehappens

Look at my face after waking up and having the following thoughts this morning: ‘Oh no, I still have this thing on and it’s Monday! Seriously?’
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#ihatemondays #ihatethecone #couldntgetanyworse #notbeingnegative #somebodyhelpme #takemeoutofmymisery

Roll on another rubbish year🤙🏼🦖 #couldntgetanyworse #bringiton

Bit of studying the old craft... bit of netflix... bit of latte art practice #tulipprogress #couldntgetanyworse #baristaguidetocoffee

After spending the weekend doing Xmas minis, the memory of this gem of a family photo from the 80’s came to mind. Yes that’s me on the right, no my sister isn’t a ghost, and yes my youngest brother is VERY glad he wasn’t born yet and part of this #awkwardfamilyphoto Good ole 1980 something;) #whatwasmymotherthinking #couldntgetanyworse #80s #familyphotos #familypics

Yay horse injuries 😣 on crutches now nothing broken so they say but they are gunna send my X-rays to a consultant to make sure #horseinjuries #foot #bruising #bad #crutches #disabled #swollen #horselife #equestrian #injuries #badlyswollen #couldntgetanyworse

I don’t think your day could be any worse than having the Grim Reaper come to visit, do you? Those poor cute @mamaelephant animals are begging the @createasmilestamps Reaper for their lives, I hope he gives them a second chance!!🎃😱☠️💩🐹⚰️🖤 #Halloween #mamaelephant #createasmilestamps #grimreaper #beggingfortheirlife #badday #couldntgetanyworse #distressinks #pencilcolors

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