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🎶Haircut several months in between homie🎶 Shout out @lildickygram for the inspiration to #savedatmoney. Also, to @felixomars the barber who told me I have hair like Matthew McConaughey. So I'm not taking any more compliments for today, as they wont measure up. #haircut ✂️ #CondescendingHebrew

Thank you @punchlinesac for another great night of comedy! Not pictured because I got a little tipsy and was running around all night, but @wellhongd & @drea.meyers also crushed the stage. Thank you #Sacramento, you were a fun crowd! See you again soon. #cheaprent #condescendinghebrew #rippedandrogaine

Last night's #CheapRent show @punchlinesf took a lot of work to pull off but it was a ton of fun and totally worth it. BIG BIG thank you to all the comedians who delivered the goods, and to the homies (friends) who came out to support. It was just the thing I needed to energize me for tonight's show @punchlinesac. Come out tonight #Sacramento, shows at 8:00pm. See you soon SF. #comedy #condescendinghebrew #rippedandrogaine

Didn't know this mustard bottle was a Rosenblum. #condescendinghebrew #jewishfamily #jewishdeli #birthdayweekend

I try be a Can Do person, not a Candid. #mondaymotivation
Shows this week:

Monday at @panchos_mb. 9 pm.

Thursday at @thecomedystore Belly Room. 10pm

#candid #cando #comedy #california #condescendinghebrew #cwordsonly

Exactly 4 years ago, a guy with my exact name (same spelling too) dealt Philip Seymour Hoffman his fatal dose of heroin. The dude even looked like me! Well today it seems like my career can't be going that bad because my website has climbed it's way up to the No. 1 search on Google for "Max Rosenblum." This is a triumph.

#philipseymourhoffman #rip #ididntdoit #maxrosenblum #comediannotcriminal #condescendinghebrew #selfgoogler

Thanks London for all the laughs! Fun couple of shows on my first leg of this 30-day European journey. It started off with a bang going to the TV taping for the Russell Howard Hour. I also was in the same room as Ed Sheeran (😍) and did four shows in as many nights (some better than others haha). And I'm not even done with you London. I'll be back doing @angelcomedy at The Bill Murray on November 11. But first off to hit some shows and hang out in Amsterdam, Berlin, Munich and Rome. The #CondescendingHebrew is on the loose.

#London #comedy #edsheeranmancrush #giggingallovertheworld

Thank you #BayArea for the laughs this past 10 days + shoutout to @samsonkoletkar_official and the good people @comedyoakland for putting on such a fun show last Friday in #Oakland. Looking forward to coming back soon!

#comedy #sanfrancisco #condescendinghebrew #thanksforthelaughs #backtola

If you have a @rokuplayer, please make sure to find my video under the category of "racist jokes." I wouldn't want it anywhere else 🤗

#condescendinghebrew #racistjokes #roku #outedracist #dreamcometrue #ivemadeit #thebigtime #hatersgonnahate 📷 @deewasjoking

Volumes 2-99 forthcoming.

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Shanah Tovah to my fellow Heebs! My latest comedy post (pictured) can be found at link in bio.

#shanahtovah #happynewyear #roshhashanah #condescendinghebrew #jewishnewyear

We've all had that particularly annoying coworker at some point in our lives, right? That person we wish we could secretly get fired. Well, I went to Meridian Hill Park in DC for @ventshowlive to ask Washingtonians what strategy they would take to fire a coworker. Video found through link in bio.

#ventdc #vent #ventwithstephenandmax #fireacoworker #atwork #worksucks #condescendinghebrew #washingtondc #merdianhillpark

Took a walk on The Mall on my last Saturday in DC and I think I stumbled upon an 8th grade field trip to Washington. #condescendinghebrew

VENT! Live co-producers @nicksknows and @mrmaxrose were back out in Meridian Hill Park in Washington, DC to ask people to “Say Something Nice.” At VENT!, we feel that people all across the country have become very mean and hateful, and nowadays you rarely hear people say something nice. So we took to the street to challenge people to “Say Something Nice.” This week, we asked people about Man Buns.

Video in link in profile.

#ventlive #ventdc #ventshow #ventwithstephenandmax #nicksknows #manbuns #saysomethingnice #condescendinghebrew #washingtondc

@ventshowlive co-producer @nicksknows and I were back out in Meridian Hill Park in Washington, DC to ask people to “Say Something Nice.” We feel that people all across the country have become very mean and hateful, and nowadays you rarely hear people say something nice. So we took to the street to challenge people to “Say Something Nice.” This week, we asked people about Man Buns.

Link to watch and subscribe in profile.

#vent #ventshow #ventdc #ventwithstephenandmax #manbuns #saysomethingnice #CondescendingHebrew #washingtondc

Last night at @broadway_comedy_club was superb. Thank you @comedianjamie for having me. If you're ever in NYC on a Sunday, go check out his show.

Back at it tonight performing in Manhattan at Local 138 at 9pm. #newyork #broadway #condescendinghebrew #calibound #caboyinnyc

The Happy Hour that keeps getting crazier and crazier, come see the evolution of complaining! Friday at Drafthouse DC with Stand up from ONE OF MY FAVS The Amazing Tommy Sinbazo tickets at drafthousecomedy.com #vent #ventdc #dchappyhour #drafthousedc #drafthousecomedy #dccomedy #meetupdc #happyhour #happyhourdc #ventshowdc #motherknuckle #comedy #news #gregslistdc #freeindc #citypaper #dcmetro #gwu #gwuniversity #nyudc #nicksknows #chenshow #lygo #lygodc #rippedandrogaine #condescendinghebrew #readinrainbro

The Happy Hour that keeps getting crazier and crazier, come see the evolution of complaining! Friday at Drafthouse DC with Stand up from ONE OF MY FAVS The Amazing Tommy Sinbazo tickets at drafthousecomedy.com #vent #ventdc #dchappyhour #drafthousedc #drafthousecomedy #dccomedy #meetupdc #happyhour #happyhourdc #ventshowdc #motherknuckle #comedy #news #gregslistdc #freeindc #citypaper #dcmetro #gwu #gwuniversity #nyudc #nicksknows #chenshow #lygo #lygodc #rippedandrogaine #condescendinghebrew #readinrainbro

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