Random Tips: *If you have to tell someone that you are serious when it should be obvious they probably don’t respect your gangsta! * Never buy the shirt in a box with a matching tie. * Never eat the pasta from a strip club. * Never eat at a strip club. * If you ask about a previous boyfriend/girlfriend and a smile appears on their face, change the subject. Quickly. * When buying shoes wait until after lunch, when your feet have swollen to their maximum size.