It used to be that every 11 years or so Janet Jackson would re-introduce the world to her breasts.
Hear me out people.
In 1993, at 24 years of age she appeared on the cover of Rolling Stone in what would become an iconic shoot of her staring at us, in all her Jacksonness, with some strangers hands cupping her left and rights. Yeah. Turns out this wasn’t a one and done because 11 years later, possibly to the day (i don’t know... i don’t fact check this stuff) Justin Timberlake got his hood card temporarily revoked by exposing half of Janets complete set at the 2004 super-bowl half time show. Introducing the terms “wardrobe malfunction” and “community titty” (Chris Rock is the best) into our times. Now, I’m not saying anything about her music, god knows the last Jackson standing (again, i do NOT fact check) has one hell of a greatest hits. Also, am i in no way waving her out for an encore showing. She missed her window. According to my non-research 2015 came and went without Janet “getting anything off her chest”. There was no “Jackavelli: the 11 day theory” album release and THAT, if anybody even reads this crap, is a golden opportunity missed. #watn #janetjackson #rollingstone #boobs #superbowl #music #wherearetheynow #pop #justintimberlake #chrisrock #00s #90s #rnb #wednesday #humpday