All the logics we've heard during last few years from Experts of Catalonia. ❤ *UCL hot balls draw.
*Impure/Not legit hat-trick *40 games unbeaten run is luck.
*Argentina loses because of Higuain even if someone else misses the decisive penalty.
*Impure goal (tap-in)
*Ronaldo asks for offside against his own team.
*Ronaldo gets angry when teammates score.
*Messi has more pre-assists than Pele Maradona.
*Every trophy Ronaldo wins is irrelevant.
*Franco won 11 UCL 32 Laliga and 4 Ballon d'or .
*Ramos is a shit defender .
*But we had possession.
*Messi is only 27.
*Treble>Club of the century.
*Crossing isn't football.
*Ronaldo won ballon d'or because it was given by France football.
*Madrid is better without Ronaldo.
*Perez bought Laliga, UCL.
*Messi doesn't need trophies.
*CHELSEA VS BARCA was a fair match.
*PSG VS BARCA was a fair match.
*But in the last eight years...
*You can't say you won a trophy if you didn't score in final.
*Zidane wins with 0 tactics.
*Hat-trick with a penalty isn't a hattrick.
*Tap-ins are not goals. *Penalty is easy, penaldo.
*Aggregate in group stage.
*If Cristiano shoots and scores with the help of deflection, it's not a goal.
*Pre-assists counts if a pass is made by messi.
*If you score+win and don't dribble much, you're shit.
*Cristiano did nothing in euros, 3goals+3assists are bullshit.
Treble > 11UCL and 32Laliga.
*Referees helps Madrid only, Papa Perez.
*But Messi controls the tempo.
*Cristiano raped a girl but he was proven innocent, papa perez.
*Eder won the Euros, not Cristiano.
*Ballon d'or should be awarded to highest scorer.
*Ballon d'or should be awarded to player who won the most trophies.