#cautionarytale

MOST RECENT

#blessings I swear the last few readings I’ve done have been particularly #bliss #bless full 💕 sometimes there is a #cautionarytale to tell... but not much of that this week #celtic #lenonocards #knittingcharms #travelbagcharm #readersofinstagram

Warning - Extended Rant! Now this is a cautionary tale, although I bet no other doll-makers are so foolish. So I was approached via Etsy by a very nice woman who asked me to make her a Flavia doll - we had many long conversations about what she wanted and how much it would cost. She said she wanted the doll for a friend's birthday, and as she was in the States and I'm in the Uk I was worried about getting it to her on time. So I committed the cardinal sin and re-arranged my work schedule and started work before she paid me. "That's Ok", I thought, a doll body is pretty generic and I can dress her any way I like if needed. Of course I got carried away and ended up finishing her (nearly blinding myself with all that black on black sewing in the process!) "That's great" my customer said. "I'll pay you tomorrow" - repeat the last sentence to fade!! There's another odd thing - I did a little bit of snooping and from a profile I found, I think this customer is at " Middle School", being English I'm not sure what age this makes her - is it old enough to have an Etsy account ? 😫😫. Anyway, like the wedding guest in The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner, I go on "A sadder and a wiser [wo]man..." I also have a lovely Flavia doll up for grabs, and if you have made it to the end of this epic, you deserve a medal 😆😘 #cautionarytale #flaviadeluce #flaviadoll #flavia

Er...so I volunteered to improve upon this well know photo of a fox for a friend so it would be cooler to hang on her wall. I just did the first thing that came to mind which turned into this super weird motivational poster. Needless to say it hasn't been put up on any walls but something about it still makes me laugh. Maybe I should do a series of motivational posters? Haha!
#sketchbook #2018 #motivationalposter #lifeadvice #motivation #cautionarytale #remix #wildlifephotography #inkdrawing #illustration #instaart #howtolive #penandink #drawing #sketch #doodle #brainvomit #lifephilosophy #lowbrowart #newyearsresolutions

My face says it all. The next accessory I will be modelling will not be cute 😣 It will be a muzzle. A MUZZLE 😱

Yes, I make myself sick by picking up morsels from the streets and parks, but this is my nature. Why should my beauty and natural instincts be curtailed by a revolting contraption because stupid humans can't pick up after themselves 😤

#raging #furious #carelesshumans #pickupyourtrash #keeplondontidy #poordog #thoseearstho #blep #blackcab #londontravel #furkid

For when life just keeps on serving up challenges...which also happen to be your favorite breakfast.

https://teespring.com/the-fates-insist

Available in men's, women's, v-neck, mug and sticker; much more available at the link on my profile!

#teespring @teespring #originaltshirt #originaldesigns #badass #tellyourfriends #cautionarytale

DINNER
I learned a valuable lesson making tonight's dinner. Do not, under any circumstances, get hung up (for the third time! 😂) on watching a broadcast of the royal wedding while you have carnitas on the stove-top or YOU WILL GET SUCKED IN BY THE FAIRYTALENESS OF IT ALL AND FORGET ALL ABOUT YOUR CARNITAS AND THEY *WILL* BURN. Actually they were at the point *juuuust* before any burnt flavor kicked in, so they were still delicious. Phew! | Carnitas, low carb coleslaw, and cucumber.

#nocheese #nocheesechallenge #nocheesemay #intermittentfasting #iifym #ketofam #sugarfree #ketocoleslaw #lowcarbcoleslaw #coleslaw #cucumber #carnitas #extrawelldone #almostburnt #whyareharryandmeghansocute #cautionarytale

High speed at #lemans it will tear your car to pieces. #vintagecar #vintageracing #cautionarytale #highpressureunderthehood

“Kiiiiiiiimmmmcccchhhhhheeeeeee Maaaaaarrrkkkkeeeeeettttt,” he screamed from his fifth floor walk-up. But it was too late, for the people of Greenpoint already knew that the best place for delicious Korean meals and snacks was the Kimchee Market on Greenpoint Ave. #cautionarytale #themoralis #gotokimcheemarket

[Link en bio] Ahí va un remix de @dylanleblanc_official, con un rollo cercano al deep house pero manteniendo casi al completo la estructura del tema original, que es insuperable.
Link de descarga en la descripción del vídeo.
#dylanleblanc #cautionarytale #amsy #remix #deep #house #deephouse

Lessons from the Old National Gallery in Berlin. #wanderlust #cautionarytale #barefootandpregnant

Most Popular Instagram Hashtags