Currently serving 3 months in the Chippahanaka falls detention center for lew and licivious conduct, menacing, stalking, sexual pervision and a newly added charge of being a Peeping Tom.
Rico, according to his lawyer has a medical condition in which his brain can't process the difference between right and wrong.
Rico has been caught staring at women as they shower, most notably being caught staring and apparently drooling at his owners wife whilst she was .....ummm....shaving.
Several attempts to curb his behavior were unsuccessful, as was changing the locks to the bathrooms as Rico somehow managed to gain entry or would be hiding in the laundry basket.
Rico's attorney has stated that "We dispute the claim that Rico was drooling. My client states that he had no knowledge that she was in the shower, and that when she turned and realized he was in there...she flashed him and in showing off how wet she was...some of it spilled on the floor!" This just in....Rico's attorney has recused himself citing that his client has a delusional view of reality and " Even I can't believe that story!" Oh..wait this just in again....Charges are being filed against Rico by his attorney!!!
It has been discovered that Rico was caught staring at his lawyers wife...here is an exclusive look at the evidence being presented by the prosecution.
It doesn't look good for Rico.
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