These have been popping up everywhere. Don’t wait till after it happens. Tell your friends and family that you will never speak to them if they embarrass themselves on this show. Suggest that if they need money that bad they could just turn to a life of crime, porn, or prostitution. Think about how difficult it’ll be trying to make small talk with Meg.
You “So... do you have any hobbies besides beer?” Meg “Surf”
You “That’s cool... um. Seen any good movies?”
You “Ok... are you saying you haven’t seen any good movies or you haven’t seen any movies at all”
Meg “I’ve never seen a movie”
You “Never? I find that har...”
Meg “No more talking”