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It’s no 🍆 but we were still pretty disturbed by this carrot’s girth 😬
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These carrots got me feeling some kind of way tho... 😂😂💁🏾‍♀️
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#organicveggies #carrotdick #sohot #naturalfood #realfood #ithinkiminlove #organicliving #yummy #cleaneating

I got what you need baby😂🥕🥕💦 #CarrotDick #NibbleOnItLikeARabbit

Yes @woolworths_au this is definitely odd alright....
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#BorderlinePorn .
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Let's just say, I didn't feel comfortable chopping it up to put in my curry.
#VulgurVegetables
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work is so boring #carrotdick

I stay young at heart. #carrotdick

I’d like to think I’d be like the carrot second from the right... the curve at the tip. #getbetterworkstories #carrotdick #immature #foodporn #itshowyouuseit

Happy Easter🥕🐰 Im bout to feed this bunny my carrot😂😂 #CarrotDick

Lucy got some at Loveland today!! #bringyourdogtowork carrotdick

What an odd looking carrot 🤔😂 After some research I’ve decided to follow @fit2fat2fit and his KETO program. Exercise videos coming soon. #CarrotDick #ExtremeWeightLoss #FollowMyJourney #fit2fat2fit #BiggestLoser #Supermarket

When u tryin to eat healthy and the veggies r dicks about it🥕🤨 I don’t carrot who u r that’s funny 🤣 (oh and the video ......that was oddly satisfying 🤔😏😚)#carrots #lookattherootonthat #carrotdick #foodporn #hornyfood #hebepackin #healthyeating #dirtybird #naughtynaughty #funnyshit #smirkin #lorenabobbittstyle #snipsnip #veggieporn #veggiepower

Me n mowgli felt this snowman was missing a finishing touch #carrotdick #snowchode #itsabitchilli

....well alright then. .
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