"Beyond The Wall" recap 🤥 • Bromancing & Whinging
• Are you sure Gendry isn't Christian Bale's bastard?
• Arya: I'm Arya the Great. You dumb, Susan!
Sansa: Bend The Knee 😂 (Stoner Bran smoking weirweed somewhere)
• Bromancing continues • Tormund: Hello! Sandor: Shut up! I'm having PMS
• Beric to Jon : We're the Defenders of the Universe. Let's volt in!!!
• Tyrion to Dany: If we want to create a better world, change your surname to Metta World Peace
• Bear encounter. That's one swift bear.
• Tormund: That's the bear I fooked!
• The thing they captured, is it a wight or a pig? Squeals like one.
• Gendry triathlon: rowing, hammering & running • Run, Gendry, run
• Sandor kicking wight Bill & tossing rocks was childish af but I loved it.🤣
• Sandor: Dumb cunt ! • Wight: Back at ya, dawg! • Horde swarms. Dany to the rescue. Dany: Jon can't die. He has to bend his knee first!!!!
• This isn't Helm's Deep, Jon Snow.
• Squad boards Drogon 747
Jon: Hey D! Watch me flex some muscles. (Move your ass Jonny Boy, dammit)
• Here comes the NK for Westeros Next Top Model. (Why does he walk like that though?😂)
• Targets Viserion coz Drogon is too easy. He loves to impress people with his javelin throwing skill.
• NK: I choose you Viserion!
• His eldest goads him to hit Drogon, too.
Drogon: I learned how to zigzag, bitch!
• Uncle Benjen to the rescue. Titanic flashback. Jon = Rose. Benjen = Jack.
Sansa: What are these?
Arya: My exes faces. I want your face, too.
Sansa: Bish, you gotta make adjustments with my gowns if you did.
• Petyr is LingerFinger no more. 😎
• Hypothermic Snow.
• Dany: *sees Jon nekkid* (The trade's worth it - I'll replace Viserion with a Targ baby with this hottie.)
Jon: Hey Danielle
Dany: My brother called me that. *hint*
Jon: okay then, how bout Aunt D?
Dany: Your scars are beautiful 😍😍😍
• NK & co retrieve Viserion with big ass chain links.•There's Home Depot north of the wall. It is known.
Next ep: NK and Badboy Viserion melt the Wall while Jon melts Dany's clothes with his sexy stare. Just don't melt the boat though. Enough with Titanic. #SophieTurner #SansaStark
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