"You going to the turnup?" "The what?" "The kickback." "The what???" "The function." "NIG👏GUH👏 WHAT!??!? 👏👏👏". That's how the phone conversation with my cousin LaDarius started this morning. He just got out of prison, which can only mean one thing...ITS HOLIDAY SEASON!!! The time of the year when I gotta go back home and pretend to be black. This meme includes just a few of the black people you'll meet at the family reunion. The aunt who goes out with her daughter, the fresh out of jail family friend, the nephew who already selling drugs, and the light skint cousin who you'd fuck if given a chance. There's so many more. But as bad as I make it seem, I fucks with all of them. Never once have I had a family get together that was alllll bad. Mainly cause the food puts me in a coma so deep, I don't even remember what happened. That or we got a few Bill Cosby's hiding in the family tree, hence why LaDarius was in prison to begin with. (Sidenote: I asked LaDarius if prison was as bad as it was on Locked Up Raw and he said it was even worse y'all. He said by the end of his first week, he got barebacked by 4 guys. Y'all gonna hate me... I cracked tf up when he said that. He then goes, "Nigga, by the third time it started feeling good. What dat mean? I might be gay now on the low low." At that point, I was drowning in my own tears from laughing. Then I realized the most thug nigga in my family got a guy up in his guts before me. Kill me.) Anyways, swipe and enjoy some ghettoness that I'm sure everyone in my family has done. Ratchet to the max. Also, "What burning questions do you have for LaDarius?" I told him I'd talk about it here and he said it was fine so long as he remained "appotomas". I said, "Nigga you mean anonymous?" He goes, "The one where you don't reveal where dey address is right?" I said, "Nope, that's appotamus, you right". Share/tag all the ratchets! LOVE, PEACE AND CHICKEN GREASE!!!!