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Weekend in the dirty Jerz celebrating my Tawa πŸ’œ #whosthebetterbride #trashy #jerseygirls #meetthesterls #bitchybridesmaids

I think this is what is called "karma" for calling @larissagoyette out for her RBF - I promise I had fun at this wedding #sorryboot #bitchybridesmaids #karma

Because I'm reliving @jonchoi1223 & @mchoi018's big day & these pics came out beautiful. So grateful that I got to be apart of something special. Congrats again, y'all! πŸ’•πŸ’ #JonMeganMeCrazy2k17

Better late than never! The very late bridesmaids! #ImbeySaMaidofHonor #bitchybridesmaids

Dream Bridesmaids Squad πŸ’πŸ»πŸ’ #Betches #JonMeganMeCrazy2k17

My name is no βœ‹πŸ»#mysignisno #mynumberisno #bitchybridesmaids

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Weekend in the dirty Jerz celebrating my Tawa πŸ’œ #whosthebetterbride #trashy #jerseygirls #meetthesterls #bitchybridesmaids

"Oh mah gaaaawduh..... I'm like so smart. So like, I went to a bridal shop and tried on a shit ton of gowns, wasted the time of someone who is trying to make a living, took not so stealthy pictures of the tag and then ordered it online. I saved thousands!!!!! I can't wait to get it! I'm a genius!!!! I mean, it's going to be exactly the same gown at a fraction of the price!!! I'm sure this website is totally legit. Those stores are so stupid." #karma #yougetwhatyoupayfor *
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So you think you beat the system, huh? You're just so fucking pleased with yourself? Lemme tell you, you get what you deserve. When your hack-job of a gown comes wrapped in a plastic trash bag and looks like the piece of shit you deserve to wear on your wedding day don't even think of coming back in here crying for help. This was all your fault you shifty know nothing bitch. You're welcome. Bye.

In honor of #nationalbestfriendday, this one goes out to that one bitch ass bridesmaid every bride seems to have. If your friend, the bride, has already CHOSEN and PURCHASED her gown, unless you're prepared to buy her another dress, when she brings you in to see it, just sit there and smile. Jesus, fake cry if you have to. Don't say shit like "Ooohhhh....that's what you bought?" or "I mean, I would have never chosen that gown." or my personal favorite "I don't love it but if you like it......I guess it's fine." Bitch, she doesn't want to hear that shit. She just wants to be happy. Just let her be happy, you hater! Don't be mad that you're: single, divorced, jealous, all together undatable etc. Just a little advise. You're welcome. Bye. #bitchybride #bitchybridesmaids #weddingphotographer #weddingphotography #weddinggown #bride #bridal #bridalgown #bridesmaids #bridesmaid #bridetobe #bridezilla #shesaidyes #sayyestothedress #tinafey

Because I'm reliving @jonchoi1223 & @mchoi018's big day & these pics came out beautiful. So grateful that I got to be apart of something special. Congrats again, y'all! πŸ’•πŸ’ #JonMeganMeCrazy2k17

"What do you mean you aren't coming to my wedding gown appointment?!!!" *
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And really, if it annoys you that you are limited to the number of people you can bring to your gown appointment, GET. OVER. YOURSELF. How big do you think the average bridal salon is? Seriously.
PS There won't be stadium seating for: your mom, your overbearing mother in law, her even more overbearing sister, your 2 sister, 4 cousins, 3 coworkers who don't want to be there but don't want it to be awkward at work, 8 bridesmaids who mostly hate you, 6 neighbors who don't even know your last name, your dental hygienist, your third grade teacher, your brother's girlfriend, your brother's ex girlfriend, anyone under the age of 4 etc..... I mean, c'mon. Do you really think that all these women have nothing better to do on a Saturday afternoon than watch you be a self indulgent twat? They're just trying to be polite. Stop it. You're welcome. Bye.
#bridezilla #bitchybride #bitchybridesmaids #weddingdress #weddinggown #wedding #bride #bridal #bridalgown

Dream Bridesmaids Squad πŸ’πŸ»πŸ’ #Betches #JonMeganMeCrazy2k17

Better late than never! The very late bridesmaids! #ImbeySaMaidofHonor #bitchybridesmaids

My name is no βœ‹πŸ»#mysignisno #mynumberisno #bitchybridesmaids

I think this is what is called "karma" for calling @larissagoyette out for her RBF - I promise I had fun at this wedding #sorryboot #bitchybridesmaids #karma

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