As I was attempting to console a child who had already fallen victim to his creature, the focus was turned to me. I was left helpless as this poor excuse of a creature launched itself at me whilst my back was turned. All I could do was cower on the asphalt in fear. What was this heinous creature you ask? I call it a dirty disgusting vile excuse for an existence. Others may refer to it as an ibis. Either way, I have been left scarred for life and will forever live my days in fear of another senseless attack. #ibis#binrat#teacherlife#dontgetpaidenough#scarredforlife
We finally saw a raccoon! This guy was trying to sneak a treat before sunrise. He gave us some hot tips on recycling and then he ran away... right after we ran away because we thought he might attack us.
"So what if I like bin juice, why do you care... you meat sacks scoff sushi, and to be honest I don't give a shit. Us Ibises like bin juice and that's that, now fuck off and leave me alone, mate" - Sebastian