Sharing this from a friends FB because it's so true it hurts 🤣🤣🤣 Stay safe as you travel home everyone 😘
This is an aerial view of what we call the Dallas Mixmaster... A reminder for anyone traveling this way to be careful 😉
Dallas has it's own version of traffic rules... "hold on and pray"
There is no such thing as a dangerous high-speed chase in Dallas, we all drive like that all the time.
The morning rush hour is from 6am-10am and evening rush hour is 3pm-7pm. Friday rushour begins Thursday morning.
If you actually stop at a yellow light you will be rear-ended, cursed out, and possibly shot. It is legal to be armed in Texas.
If you are first at the starting line be sure to count to 5 before going to avoid hitting all the drivers running the red light across traffic.
If someone actually has his/her turn signal on, it is probably a factory defect.
Car horns are actually "Road Rage" indicators and again, remember, it is legal to be armed in Texas.
The Dallas North Tollway is our daily version of NASCAR. The minimum acceptable speed on the DNT is 85mph, anything less is considerred sissy.
All old ladies with blue hair driving in a Mercedes have the right of way. Period. And remember, it is legal to be armed in Texas.
If asking for directions in Irving or SE Dallas you better know Spanish, if in Richardson or Hary Hines you should know Mandarin. If asking for directions in Gaston or Live Oak you had better be armed.
In summary: don't mess with Texas drivers... and it is legal to be armed in Texas
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