wedding cake prices! Pfft, £££’s for a bit of cake? Nahhh I’m making my own, how hard can it be!? Turns out, very fucking hard and long and a pain in the arse!!! 😂😂 ok, ok..Take my money! Not doing that again #cakefail#ballache#cakeanyone !?
Happy Birthday, Big Head, Kenyak, Goat, Boris Becker love child, Ball Bag!!! Hope you have a great day and not still broken down somewhere on the M6. I'll tell Rumour to put aside a helium Balloon 🎈for you 😉👍🏼 #birthday#friends#ballache#gettingold#mountaingoat