I just ordered a bottle of Liquid Ass after being far more amused than I probably should’ve been after reading the Amazon reviews.
First victim: oldest son, Trevor. I fully intended to only release one spray of this stuff in the doorway while his attention was preoccupied, & then let the smell waft to him naturally as I casually made a quick exit. But as you can see, it didn’t quite go as planned. IN MY DEFENSE, he popped around that doorway with a bottle of water planning to pull a squeeze-‘n-splash at me (can you tell we’re a family of pranksters?) & instead plowed into a FACEFULL OF LIQUID ASS!
Poor kid (but not really).
Then the smell hit me in the face like a truck moments later as I gagged on my own guffaws.
This tiny bottle of Liquid Ass is POTENT! It sticks on you like skunk stench!
Look, I’m no pansy when it comes to smells either, K? I’m a GI nurse. My husband calls me a “butt nurse.” I know some serious stenches. Liquid Ass is now officially one of them. It’s like a combination of C-diff, cat crap, & dogfart. It makes your nose want to shrivel up & hide inside your face!
When Trev & I got a face full of puke-worthy Liquid Ass, I laughed so hard as I ran to my room, my body couldn’t keep up to catch my breath. I collapsed to the floor with tears streaming down my purple face, wheezing, coughing & gagging on stench following me from the hallway to my bedroom. Good thing I peed BEFORE pulling this prank because had I not, I would’ve wet myself for as hard as I was laughing & gagging at the same time. Trev stumbled in behind me, nearly tripping over my heaving, laughing, crying self rolling on the floor, demanding, “WHAT WAS—*gag!*—THAT?! *gaaaaggg* WHAT DID YOU GET ON *gaggg* ME?! UGH! Dad, do you SMELL THAT ON ME?!”
“Oh jeez, Trevor, YES! Get away from me! Go take a shower!”
Prank mission accomplished. More like a bit over accomplished & every bit worth it! #liquidass #prank #prankster #gagged #badsmell #sofunny #missionaccomplished #itstinks #omg #smellslikeass