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Mummy thinks she is funny taking videos of me sleeping 💤 😴 🐶🐶 #beagle #badmummy

Just in case any of my mummy friends are feeling it today... I win 🙄
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#BakedBeans #notevenhienz #epicfail #badmummy #needeyesinthebackofmyhead

I feel like a really terrible mummy today. This is the 2nd day of my youngest being really poorly with a sickness bug and all I can think about is how much revision time I'm missing... #examstress #a105 #a105voicestextandmaterialculture #revision #badmummy #openuniversity #oustudents

Dis the face I give mummy when she’s leaving me for three days ☹️ (zoom in for snaggle toofs Detail 😉) #badmummy #frenchie #frenchbulldog #frenchies #frenchiepuppy #frenchbulldoglove #frenchieoftheday #frenchiesofinstagram #perthfrenchies #whymummy #disapproval #snaggletooth

Need to disturb this wee soul to go and get his jags 💉 😩 #BADMUMMY

Finally Rosie's room is taking shape and featuring things that are actually hers and not simply relics from the time of her predecessor. #poorsecondchild #betterlatethannever #interiordesigneriamnot NOTE: I have actually done nothing. All new decor is thanks to other people's loveliness. #badmummy

So I use dre beats to watch peppa pig and what....He's such a funny boy! He looks so grown up on this picture, not impressed that I disturbed nap time either #badmummy #peppapig #drebeats #gangstababy #growinguptoofast😢

When you forget the umbrellas on the school run #badmummy #raining #noumbrellas #schoolrun ☔️💦😂

He gave me this look because I woke him up while he was dozing off 😂 Obviously not happy coz I did it a few times 😂 My soon-to-be 6-year-old goof ball #badmummy #peacethegoldenretriever #goldenretriever #dogsofinstgram

Back to when Max was a toddler, I got bored and made him up as beetlejuice. My poor baby 😂😂
#sonnumber2 #toddlerfashion #toddlerlife #boredmummy #facepainting #facepainter #beetlejuice #beetlejuicebeetlejuicebeetlejuice #mumlife #mumofboys #badmummy #thatweeface

Mummy forgot my sun hat 🤦🏼‍♀️ granny for the win with a quick makeshift alternative .... I think it might catch on you know 🤔
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#parentfail #badmummy #nosunhat #grannytotherescue #grannywin #parenting #motherhood #instamummy #nosunforyou #itstonicetobeinside #sunworshipper

I like to leave the kids an inspirational quote everyday, todays is particularly good I think #inspired #badmummy #quoteoftheday

Baby Brain should be considered a genuine medical condition.
If you're not aware of what baby brain is, it's something that starts affecting women when they're pregnant, it causes forgetfulness, confusion and general stupidity. According to reports from older women the condition seems to last forever. My mother had me at 38 years old and 22 years later she will still say her sister's name, the dead dog's name before saying my name. Baby brain turns even the most intelligent of women into a babbling airhead.
Baby brain has caused me to forget my last name, question if I've spelt my first name correctly, misplace the television remote in the bathroom and walk around a park with my top pulled down and my bra exposed after feeding my son.
Today I had my son's change of clothes ready in my hand and headed out the door for the beach. I have no recollection of what I did with those clothes between the living room and the front door but after Jaxon had toddled in the sea and got covered in sand, I was horrified to discover that his change of clothes were no where to be found. This meant poor Jaxon had to go home in a nappy and a size 14 hoodie, looking like a character from 'Honey I Shrunk the Kids'. I do hope I will get some of my brain function back to normal but given my current track record, I'm not holding much hope!
#babybrain #tiredmama #sleepdeprived #nosleep #sleepdeprivedmum #mumproblems #mumlife #instamum #parentlife #motherhood #parenthood #lifewithkids #toddlerlife#toddlerhood #forgetful #forgetfulness #nocleanclothes #sillymummy #badmummy #badmum #youngdumbandtryingtomum #oops #honeyishrunkthekids
#beach #16monthsold #airhead #twokids #twoundertwo #2under2 #sotired

I managed to upset all the boys in my life yesterday. This is how I’m making up for it. #butterchicken #badmummy

Pamper session 💅🏻 (don’t worry it’s just clear nail polish)

I think she’s pretending this is cake 🤭 #nocakeforbreakfast #badmummy #costa #smoothie #girls #mummydaughter

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