#badfortunecookie

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Sexist fortune cookie is sexist. #badfortunecookie

well i guess my plans for the day are shot now... hmmmph. wtf kind of fortune is that?! hehe :P #badfortunecookie #ummmm #hahaha #wtf #dontkissanelephant

Confucius say eat another fortune cookie cause this fortune is lame!πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚πŸΌ
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#badfortunecookie #fortunecookie #pandaexpress #fortunecookiesays #doover

Everything I want is extravagant πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“ #badfortunecookie

Listen #fortunecookie company @henry_theterrier and I are very confused by this fortune. #chinesefood #badfortunecookie

Said the fucking cookie. #irony #badfortunecookie

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That is nothing like me. #badfortunecookie

I sometimes feel this is the fortune cookie of my life πŸ˜‚πŸ˜£ #badfortunecookie #humancentipede
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Sexist fortune cookie is sexist. #badfortunecookie

Couldn't have said it better myself. #BadFortuneCookie

What the f*ck kinda fortune is this? #wtffortune #FUFortune #badfortunecookie

What are ways to get myself fired? #jeopardy #stagemanager #badfortunecookie

Thank you fortune cookie. Now, wth does that mean?? #badgrammar #misspelled #badfortune #badfortunecookie #fortunecookie #fortunecookiewisdom

F* you Panda Express. F* you #badfortunecookie

I'll try. #badfortunecookie

umm.... thanks? #badfortunecookie