#badfortunecookie

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Confucius say eat another fortune cookie cause this fortune is lame!๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿผ
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#badfortunecookie #fortunecookie #pandaexpress #fortunecookiesays #doover

Everything I want is extravagant ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“ #badfortunecookie

These cookies got me rollin' ๐Ÿ˜‚ #hustle #ambitions #badfortunecookie #justcrushit

Worst fortune cookie ever. ๐Ÿ˜‚

#thanksshanghai #costmemywdijob #fortunecookie #badfortunecookie

Sexist fortune cookie is sexist. #badfortunecookie

๐Ÿ˜ˆHar har genau mein Humor, ein Pechkeks, der einem schlechte Neuigkeiten erzรคhlt ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ - this is a "bad fortune" cookie, which tells you negative stuff, this one says "You will share your bed with just books and chocolate for a long long time" ๐Ÿ˜† just my kind of humor ๐Ÿ‘ป#pechkeks #badfortunecookie #glรผckskeks #fortunecookie #vegan #crueltyfree #blackhumor #pessimism #veganhumor #vegangermany #veganberlin #berlinvegan #vegansofig #eatplantsnotfriends #funny #lol #gutenmorgenberlin #startyourdayright #govegan #vegancookie #sweetsin #irony #sarcasm

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Our fortunes from this evening. @alissajoyc @j.a.dede

WTF? A fortune cookie with an unfortunate message? #badfortunecookie #fortunecookie #badmessage

I'm a little bit worried about my fortune cookie ... should I start a career as an test monkey? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #badfortunecookie #fortunecookie #fortunecookiefail #dontworry #worried

These feel less like fortunes and more like things you should just...know... #badfortunecookie #badfortune #lifeskills #sushi

Lol, nope. My tastes are far from exotic.
#badfortunecookie #lol #totallywrong

So I understand that our 9"x3" car slap may not work for everyone and may be on the bigger side. So we'd really like to do a smaller sticker decal! So heres our Bad Fortune Cookie! (Scroll right to see all three) Mind you the red will remain a heavy sparkle like our previous ones have. But we're stuck between three different designs with the star placement. Let us know which one you'd prefer so hopefully we can get these rolling out soon! (So far on our Facebook page, the two star design is an obvious choice, but I'd still like as many opinions as possible)
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#badfortune #badfortuneracing #badfortunecookie #carslaps #stickers #fortunecookie #s12 #datsun #200sx #schassis #1uzfe #nissan #supercharged #1uz #toyota #toyotapower #drift #drifting #adobe #design #photoshop

Decided to wear a dress today since the weather didn't call for rain...it was nice all day and I just got out of work....and it decided to rain for like 30 secs ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜…#maybethecookiewaswrong #badfortunecookie #wtforecast #newdress๐Ÿ‘—

Okay, now these are getting ridiculous...and a bit scary. #fortunecookie #badfortunecookie

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