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עוגיות מזל נאחס! (היה גם ״את עומדת למות״ ו״אל תדאגי, את בדיוק כמו ההורים שלך״) #fortunecookie #badfortunecookie #crisp #note

These cookies got me rollin' 😂 #hustle #ambitions #badfortunecookie #justcrushit

Fortune cookie quality has declined a little... #badfortunecookie

WHAT KIND OF NONSENSE IS THIS? That's not a fortune. It's not even a true statement. #badfortunecookie

Confucius say eat another fortune cookie cause this fortune is lame!😳😂🐼
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#badfortunecookie #fortunecookie #pandaexpress #fortunecookiesays #doover

Sexist fortune cookie is sexist. #badfortunecookie

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When you buy the budget fortune cookies... #fortunecookie #badfortunecookie

While I'm preparing for the worst, @admack333 is getting ready to accept a great honor. #Marriage can be really unfair. #skeeterthechihuahua doesn't care either way. #fortunecookie #badfortunecookie #thatsnotafortune #nofair #chihuahuasofinstagram

Fortune cookie quality has declined a little... #badfortunecookie

But I don't fish. And if it's a metaphor, I don't really get it.
#fortune #cookies #fortunecookie #badfortunecookie #fishing #plentyoffishinthesea

WHAT KIND OF NONSENSE IS THIS? That's not a fortune. It's not even a true statement. #badfortunecookie

My fortune cookie and I are not seeing eye to eye right now. #badfortunecookie

Not sure I like this fortune... I can display my treasures and whatever I want. If people are envious then so be it. That is on them. Or they can be happy for me and how I've brought myself up and taken care of #1 (me). I feel like this tiny slip of paper plays into my insecurities when it comes to dating... I own my own home, a stable job, and am happy with what I have. That appears to scare guys away or make them hesitant. Thanks fortune cookie... but I think I'm going to continue do me and display all the things I have worked my ass. Moral is: haters gonna hate no matter what you have... so keep in keeping on! ❤️
#takingcareofme #lovewhatyouhave #badfortunecookie

What???? Who dares to give a lady a fortune cookie containing this? It must have been written by a boy who doesn't know girls very well. Tisk, tisk! #sunshineandbleu #creationsbypk #artsygirl #badfortunecookie #crazy #doesn'tunderstandgirls

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