The hunt for food continues! I think I saw a snake go into the ground. It might have been a hallucination caused by the lack of nutrients in my brain, the paranoia caused by the lack of people to annoy with my blabbering, or distant memories of those rpg's and old kung fu films, where bad guys dig themselves in the ground, move around, and pop up.
I think I need a better strategy to catch imaginary animals... running and screaming like an ancient Germanian barbarian going into battle, isn't very effective... It might work on imaginary humans though... come to think of it, I haven't seen any imaginary humans so far. The only possible reason for that, is that they must be using stealth, which can only mean that they are hunting me...!
I must stay on my guard. If civilization is too far removed from this place, and I haven't seen or heard these people, they must not have been eating either. Now, your average imaginary person needs to consume at least 4 pounds of food and liquids a day to stay alive... We must be dealing with abnormals here (i'm not in the mood to make Attack on Titan references at this point...insert them yourself here --> [ ....] )
...So if my logic is flawless and awesome, and it is, I must be dealing with imaginary zombie ninja people, who are hunting me to consume my ever growing flesh. If I get hoarded, they might end up eating me till the apocalypse, which is still, according to the 5th astrological callender of the prehistoric Babylonians, some years away... I must not let on that I am aware of their pressence, and act as normal as any other human would behave who is walking alone in a forest: I need to go naked and pretend to be a sex-offender, for the sake of my own safety!
My lesson for today is that in life, you can only trust yourself, especially when you have deprived yourself of any (or healthy) food, lack any relevent education or knowledge, and are under emotional and psychological stress. :) #daddyissues #30dayoutcast #aot #babylonians #paranoia