#assluck

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I bumped a Subaru Forester’s butt at a traffic light junction during a bumper to bumper traffic. The result... #bangedup #costmemoneytofix #assluck

"Sicht eines betrunkenen, Tunnelblick ist da." #bazinga #assluck #tunnelblick #nackenbro #watsollderkram

After a fall at the workplace, I can now officially show everyone the finger. #yearofthecock #assluck

Tuesday be riding at the back of a tow truck #ride #towed #assluck

My best pull in a hoops pack #AssLuck

Someone stole my personal snowboard boots in the hotel locker. I am gonna find who the culprit is and slaughter the b****. Hotel has terrible service btw #annoyedagain

Never thought I needed to see you again.... #admission #kidneyinfection #healthiswealth #assluck #iv #ivplug

Booked an amazing french restaurant to celebrate hubby's birthday today.

But I suddenly fell really ill... End up hubby got to cook for me and the family instead!!! #assluck #happybirthday

SEE!!!!!! #assluck !!!!!!!! #flattire from a freaking #bolt!!!!

#my #assluck....some jackass drove right over them. And one way to the eye doctor and I run over something sharp and get a flat. TODAY SUCKS!

So... Almost stepped on a #snake again. :/ #assluck #soprettythough

Epic start to the day... #Rage #assluck #FML

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