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Her face when I told her there were no more snacks left.. #arseholeparent

The kids don’t seem to think that these are poisonous, so I guess we’re eating them for dinner every second night, with tacos on the alternate nights🙄😂😩 #stoppoisoningus #arseholeparent #ricepaperrolls #homemade #gf #glutenfree #food #foodporn #homemadefood #summer

Join me up to the bad mother club and call the authorities! C got home from work this evening and I decided to pop over to see my neighbour. Another neighbour came and sat with us and when she found out that I hadn’t fed my children dinner before leaving the house, she wasn’t impressed. About half an hour passed by and I could see my kids looking out the front window and laughingly said that if I stayed long enough, they might just get C to make them toast for dinner. She was not amused. She told me that she NEVER would’ve done what I was doing when her kids were so young.... I told her that they’re 8 and 11 and that their father was home. She told me that she still wouldn’t have EVER done what I’m doing (sitting on a patio, chatting to neighbours, after being home with the kids all day???). I told her that I’m with them 24/7 and they’re fine. *cue awkward silence with pursed lips aplenty*
Alert the fucking authorities people!🤯 #arseholeparent #badmum #badmom #yourefuckingkiddingme

If only I could stop trying to poison my children with the food that they loved yesterday/last week🙄 #arseholeparent #worstmumintheworld #wonteatanything #passthewine #iquit

"Ughhh mum! You never buy me real candy canes for my tree so I've had to go and make my own with my blocks. And I didn't have enough red and white blocks so now they're wrong colours!!! Ughhhhh" 🤣 #arseholeparent #worstmumever #firstworldproblems #lifewithboys #strongwilledfouryearold #pointsforimagination

Kids, friggen nightmare.  Nag and nag at you because they *need* to do something, then they decide that on the way to do that thing they also need to smell 13 flowers, go to the toilet and explain the da vinci code to you....so you do that shit yourself and they LOSE THEIR MINDS!

This is what happens when you don’t read things properly We were asked to bring in villager costumes, example long oversized adults bright t-shirts, I simply scanned over the memo only seeing the word bright and t-shirt My poor son looks like a modern day geezer in search of a rave. After my friend finished nearly full on wetting herself at my mistake I felt like crying I was so close to pulling my own top off revealing my non existent cleavage just so he would fit in. Could be worse though I might have only seen the word village people 😩. #twat #arseholeparent #nativityplay

Well played Debby, get the kids interested and it is a sure sale right? #wrong #arseholeparent

This is Ruby. Ruby is screaming her head off because Zach found all the dinosaurs she hid in the treasure hunt. After she told him where she hid them. Ruby is being a bit of a dick. Don't be like Ruby.
#dontbeadick

Elf on the shelf Day 3 : Kevin (our elf’s pet that has been filling in till we received our elf ) got up to no good as he wrapped up Aiden’s chair in Christmas wrapping. Aiden seemed to quite enjoy this as he got to unwrap his chair again! He did have a chat with Kevin about his naughtiness not being on! 🤣 Day 4: Our elf has finally arrived and has brought some magic paper for Aiden to write his Christmas wishes to Santa.#, he also brought Kevin’s adoption certificate and a letter from Santa as well as a letter from himself and a lovely book to read. Aiden was initially quite excited and wanted to read the book and open the magic paper but then preceded to act like a chop because he couldn’t get his way. Daddy helped name our elf, meet Ralph our elf on the shelf 🤣 #arseholeparent #yesiwrappeditmyself #naughtykevin #naughtyreindeer #elfontheshelf #elfontheshelfideas #adoptionletter #letterfromsanta #letterforsanta #ralphtheelf #daddysapoet #havingfun #thingswedoforourkids #keepworkingonit #moretocome #christmas #magicofchristmas #keepingitfun #heisstartingtogetit #hardworkpaysoff #keepingmyselfmotivated #movingforward @opc_danny

Because I won’t give him another xmas biscuit 😂 (note - he already had 3) #ArseholeParent #MummysFavouriteBiscuits #HandsOff #ChristmasLebkuchen #Ginger #DarkChocolate #Yum😂👍🏻🎄

Sorry darlings, mummy just can't be arsed 🤣 #arseholeparent

It's not all fun zoo trips and adorable cheesy grins. We had a tough moment when Ryder was told he couldn't have mummy's drink #arseholeparent #itshardbeingatoddler #keepingitreal

Reason why my threenager cried today: chose pear on his weetbix, got pear on his weetbix #threenager #threenagerssuck #threeagerscansuck #arseholeparent

Well one of my children wanted a photograph taken, the other Was having a complete meltdown #childhoodunplugged #mamalife #arseholeparent #ilovefamilytime #moodyskies #autumn #jodrellbank

I'm an #arseholeparent because I only got her two crackers, clearly was not enough, crying and crying screaming "more bickie!" #todderlife #tantrumlife #crazytoddler #morebickie #mumlife

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