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I made him wear a jumper to walk to school because it's 7 degrees #arseholeparent

She can't find her sticker book, even though I told her it's in her hands #assholeparent #arseholeparent #hkigers #snowangel #troubletwos

Raising an independent woman πŸ’ͺπŸ’•#strongminded #wouldnthaveitanyotherway #arseholeparent #lovethisgirl

πŸ˜‚ She's absolutely furious, 5 Minute wait for her tea πŸ˜‚πŸ™Š#toddlerproblems #toddlersandtiaras #christmas2016 #arseholeparent

🌡 It's all fun and games until mum decides 20 minutes is enough time in the bath. #arseholeparent

#reasonsmytoddleriscrying cause I wouldn't let him bring someone else's cat in the house πŸ™„πŸ™„ xx #arseholeparent

A trip to the park what an #arseholeparent

Day 28 - M O T H E R H O O D #mmphotochallenge
CLEARLY I'm an arsehole parent for putting the wrong Wiggles song on! 😳 #motherhood #arseholeparent #thisismotherhood #unhappyharry @thewiggles

After a huge day yesterday and late night to bed, I decided to take this pumpkin grocery shopping with me. We started by sharing some hot cakes... All was good, next minute he needed a hash brown. Sigh. #regretmychoice #beingtwoishard #arseholeparent #wegotahashbrown #ithelpedforabout5minutes

MOST RECENT

I drove 5 hours to the zoo and got 100 mtrs on a bike before he had a panic attack and we had to return back to the hotel. #ArseHoleParent

☘ I took the alfoil off her she was trying to eat #arseholeparent #thiskidwilleatanything #areyoudoneyet

Today I'm an #arseholeparent because I made him brush his teeth. I swear he was laughing at the time πŸ˜‚πŸ˜¬

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And I say this from a place of #empowered #positivity
So don't you go worrying about me
But who TAF gets it done every single day
πŸ‘‰πŸΏ Why I fckn love editing the narrative:
#MyTribeMyWay
Continuing the theme for
For Day 3️⃣0️⃣ of #The100DayProject
#CharlieWrites100Ways
#CharlieWrites
#CharlieRightsβœ‚οΈ
#TheMuthahoodChallenge

All hell broke loose cos I had the nerve to ask her to have a shower
#arseholeparent #workingmum #mumlife #threenager

When a dip in the ocean doesn't really go as planned... #baddaddy #arseholeparent #theiaconosonholiday #wearehere #destinationwedding #noosa #rodandnicole2017

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