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Calling daddy because mummy said no πŸ™„#toddlerlife #princessaurora #arseholeparent

Fairly sure I should be the one who is upset here! Aoife tried feeding me a yogurt covered raisin and I said I can't because I'm cleansing and she got very upset πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

He just keeps saying 'you're making me really angried' and lying down in each room. It's a bit like having a dead cat follow you. It all stems from me telling him off for kicking the drain pipe off the side of the house earlier. πŸ™„ I'm such an #arseholeparent for wanting good guttering. Don't you just love them age two. All the attitude but actually fuck all to complain about.

🌡 It's all fun and games until mum decides 20 minutes is enough time in the bath. #arseholeparent

I made him wear a jumper to walk to school because it's 7 degrees #arseholeparent

She can't find her sticker book, even though I told her it's in her hands #assholeparent #arseholeparent #hkigers #snowangel #troubletwos

πŸ˜‚ She's absolutely furious, 5 Minute wait for her tea πŸ˜‚πŸ™Š#toddlerproblems #toddlersandtiaras #christmas2016 #arseholeparent

Xmas in πŸ‡«πŸ‡· Paris little man want to play in fountain ummmm mum and baba say no #arseholeparent

When you forget 5 (yes 5! 😳who does that?!) nights in a row to leave money from the tooth fairy so you have to leave a fiver to make up for the guilt πŸ™„πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‚ let's just hope he doesn't get middle child syndrome from this horrendous ordeal! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #shittyparent #mumguilt #arseholeparent #having3kidssendsyourbraintomush πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Fairly sure I should be the one who is upset here! Aoife tried feeding me a yogurt covered raisin and I said I can't because I'm cleansing and she got very upset πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Today I am 2 months old 🎈And as you can see I'm really happy about it πŸ˜‚ #arseholeparent

Day 1 of #arseholeparent I wouldn't let her run any further away from me because you know, danger πŸ˜‘

Girl has more diva in her than BeyoncΓ© and I should know because I am BeyoncΓ©

When you won't let your πŸ‘Ά drink you beer #arseholeparent #assholeparent #arlo

Don't believe everything you see on social media.. Date started perfect then this kid turned into a turd!!! Might leave him here by the end!! #keepingitreal #turd #arseholeparent

Totally messed up plans for weekend. She still hasn't forgiven me. #icecreamdidntwork #noteventhebubblemachineworked #arseholeparent

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