#arseholeparent

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This kid has stressed me today! Spends all day screaming. Because she wants nanny jo, had a new game in ikea called "scaring the shit out of mummy by running away" and then to top it off after I told her no "cake" as she didn't eat lunch I go and get a drink and come back to see she had done this to my "cake"! This is a picture of her looking around to see who had done this to the "cake" πŸ‘€ #toddlerlife #toddlertantrums #arseholeparent #princessaurora

πŸ˜‚ She's absolutely furious, 5 Minute wait for her tea πŸ˜‚πŸ™Š#toddlerproblems #toddlersandtiaras #christmas2016 #arseholeparent

🌡 It's all fun and games until mum decides 20 minutes is enough time in the bath. #arseholeparent

She can't find her sticker book, even though I told her it's in her hands #assholeparent #arseholeparent #hkigers #snowangel #troubletwos

This is two and tired! #faarrrkk #letsgohomelucy #arseholeparent

#reasonsmytoddleriscrying cause I wouldn't let him bring someone else's cat in the house πŸ™„πŸ™„ xx #arseholeparent

Today I am an #ArseHoleParent because I wanted to put some jeans on Gruff.
Photo for use for when he brings home his first partner.
Turns out he was in need of a nap....
Up in bed now, jeans still M.I.A

Today I'm an #arseholeparent because I won't let her play with a shitty nappy

To even things out, this is the other side of parenting. She's crying cause she wants my dinner, after she's ate her own dinner. See that object in her mouth? My dinner. But cause I wasn't letting her put her hands in my curry I'm a #ArseholeParent
#Parenting #ParentingWin #PassTheWine

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When a dip in the ocean doesn't really go as planned... #baddaddy #arseholeparent #theiaconosonholiday #wearehere #destinationwedding #noosa #rodandnicole2017

Soooooooo... this one happened tonight and makes me feel like a shit parent. I gave Hamish mashed sweet potato and I swear I checked it and it didn't seem too hot to me. But when I put it in his mouth he lost it. Real tears and everything - from both of us 😭 Welcome home to us! Now everyone please tell me you've done it too!!

On today's episode of why I'm an #ArseholeParent. I gave Riley a broken biscuit. Because broken biscuits and unbroken biscuits taste completely different! πŸ˜‚ #Son #ToddlerProblems #Grumpy #Toddler #ToddlerOfInstagram #BrokenBiscuit #PicOfTheDay #InstaDaily

What's a normal reaction when you won't give your toddler the car keys? Mine crawls under the car and cries #ourlittlemonster #abelhagelstein #monster #arseholeparent #car #tantrum #underthecar #butiwantthekeys #hideandcry #whatamigoingtodowithyou

3yrs old and finally giving up their bedtime bottles because hey let's face it we suck at parenting πŸ˜‚
Hopefully it's worth it for them in the morning when they wake up to a trail of Easter eggs from their bedroom(ok fine, from my bedroom, we all know that's where they'll wake up πŸ˜‚) -yes I bit into a dirty, raw potato, no I don't want to talk about it.
#elsieandmurphy #easterbunny #twins #twinstagram #twinsofinstagram #toddlers #toddlersofig #parenting #arseholeparent

Standard serve of wine... for mothers of toddlers. (Yes I am feeding my children canned spaghetti for dinner)
#elsieandmurphy #twins #twinstagram #fraternaltwins #whyidrink #wino #arseholeparent #toddlers #threenager

When you put your baby in a hole on the beach.. πŸ˜‚
#arseholeparent

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