He just keeps saying 'you're making me really angried' and lying down in each room. It's a bit like having a dead cat follow you. It all stems from me telling him off for kicking the drain pipe off the side of the house earlier. 🙄 I'm such an #arseholeparent for wanting good guttering. Don't you just love them age two. All the attitude but actually fuck all to complain about.
Sometimes i feel like a really shitty mum because all you ever see on social media are the good happy times from parents with children, so when my kids lose their shit because pudding has been cancelled because they didnt eat their dinner or the cbeebies programme they wanted to watch isnt on for another 20 minutes and they react like this...and then i react by shouting/time out/cancelling pudding....i honestly think my two are the only two children on the planet that have meltdowns and wonder what the hell im doing wrong..truth is im not doing anything wrong...its the bbcs fault for not having paw patrol on 24 hours a day!!!!...so if this photo even helps one parent feel less shitty then thats a bonus and here it is. Your not alone..my children have meltdowns too 😘 #arseholeparent#meltdown#toddlers#lifeisalwaysperfectonsocialmedia#showusthehardtimes#timeout#snot#parenting#kids#children#nothappy#iwilllaughaboutthisoneday 😂
If today had a name it would be called Cunty McCunterson Bastarding Bitch Face. Unfortunately, given that 2 children have just gone to bed, tomorrow looks like it might be it's twin sister Fuckitall Fuckerson Bawbag McTitsling. Tiredness is the number one reason for the following meltdowns; I wouldn't give him a Jubbly for breakfast. My refusal to take her to nursery. (Its the fucking holidays you nerd!) Her bag was too heavy. (It had a swimming suit in it) I woke her up - It was 10.30am and we had arrived at our destination, her swimming lessons. I wouldn't buy them a slush. Zach was starving. (No change there.) I cooked her the wrong pasta. Zach sobbing (proper tears and sobs) because Ruby won a race in Mario. He touched Rubys leg and it was wet (therefore she'd pissed herself and he'd touched her piss). Ruby wasn't listening to him. #arseholeparent #tiredmummy#tiredkids#meltdown #holidays#schoolsout#schoolholidays#mumlife#thisismum#mumtofour#zachandruby#brotherandsister#siblings#bicker#badday#bedtime