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I made him wear a jumper to walk to school because it's 7 degrees #arseholeparent

He just keeps saying 'you're making me really angried' and lying down in each room. It's a bit like having a dead cat follow you. It all stems from me telling him off for kicking the drain pipe off the side of the house earlier. πŸ™„ I'm such an #arseholeparent for wanting good guttering. Don't you just love them age two. All the attitude but actually fuck all to complain about.

After a huge day yesterday and late night to bed, I decided to take this pumpkin grocery shopping with me. We started by sharing some hot cakes... All was good, next minute he needed a hash brown. Sigh. #regretmychoice #beingtwoishard #arseholeparent #wegotahashbrown #ithelpedforabout5minutes

πŸ˜‚ She's absolutely furious, 5 Minute wait for her tea πŸ˜‚πŸ™Š#toddlerproblems #toddlersandtiaras #christmas2016 #arseholeparent

Today we were invited to the premier of Sing, the excitement before was electric from 2 little girls... Until we got there when Annie had the mother of all melt downs over Colin not giving her a large Coke and popcorn #arseholeparent there was no coming out of the melt down so Annie and I left... I took comfort in @spacenk while Colin and Bella can enjoy the movie in peace. Now having a coffee as it would be irresponsible to drink gin πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚ #retailtherapy #donttake1yearoldstothecinema #singmovie #sorryprobnotthereviewyouwant

When I took baby steps in turning my son into an ewok! 😍😍😍 he wasn't impressed! #starwars #starwarskid #arseholeparent #ewoks #babybear

"Stuck mum, stuck" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #arseholeparent

Wouldn't let him lick a battery #arseholeparent

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Sometimes i feel like a really shitty mum because all you ever see on social media are the good happy times from parents with children, so when my kids lose their shit because pudding has been cancelled because they didnt eat their dinner or the cbeebies programme they wanted to watch isnt on for another 20 minutes and they react like this...and then i react by shouting/time out/cancelling pudding....i honestly think my two are the only two children on the planet that have meltdowns and wonder what the hell im doing wrong..truth is im not doing anything wrong...its the bbcs fault for not having paw patrol on 24 hours a day!!!!...so if this photo even helps one parent feel less shitty then thats a bonus and here it is. Your not alone..my children have meltdowns too 😘
#arseholeparent #meltdown #toddlers #lifeisalwaysperfectonsocialmedia #showusthehardtimes #timeout #snot #parenting #kids #children #nothappy #iwilllaughaboutthisoneday πŸ˜‚

Because I wouldn't let him climb over the gate and break his neck. #arseholeparent #mumlife #climber #toddlertantrums #toddler

Boiled eggs for followed by a meltdown because he can't have smarties for breakfast #toddlersofinstagram #breakfast #arseholeparent

They took me to Disney's Hollywood Studios #arseholeparent #assholeparent

They took me to Universal Studio's... #arseholeparent #assholeparent

If today had a name it would be called Cunty McCunterson Bastarding Bitch Face.
Unfortunately, given that 2 children have just gone to bed, tomorrow looks like it might be it's twin sister Fuckitall Fuckerson Bawbag McTitsling. Tiredness is the number one reason for the following meltdowns;
I wouldn't give him a Jubbly for breakfast.
My refusal to take her to nursery. (Its the fucking holidays you nerd!)
Her bag was too heavy. (It had a swimming suit in it)
I woke her up - It was 10.30am and we had arrived at our destination, her swimming lessons.
I wouldn't buy them a slush.
Zach was starving. (No change there.)
I cooked her the wrong pasta.
Zach sobbing (proper tears and sobs) because Ruby won a race in Mario.
He touched Rubys leg and it was wet (therefore she'd pissed herself and he'd touched her piss).
Ruby wasn't listening to him.
#arseholeparent
#tiredmummy #tiredkids #meltdown
#holidays #schoolsout #schoolholidays #mumlife #thisismum #mumtofour #zachandruby #brotherandsister #siblings #bicker #badday #bedtime

Someone just had a snotty meltdown because I wouldn't let him eat a tampon πŸ˜‚
#assholeparent #arseholeparent #lifeshardbruh #mumstruggles #cryingbaby #teethout #smallboy #11months

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