If you'd told me 4 years ago how often as a parent you obsess over your child's bowel movements, I would have said "eeeeww" for starters, then laughed. You can't really obsess over it can you, without feeling sick? Oh how my world has been widened! Colour, consistency, stench, regularity, in nappies, in pants, in the potty, in the toilet, on the floor, down their legs (hopefully not) - it can take up most of the day!
We've recently potty trained Cece, which is a relief in some ways, but it also means that I have to ask "do you need the toilet?" about 347086 times a day. 99% of the time the answer is no as well, leading to forced toilet assistance! To be fair to her though, she's doing really well. She's pretty much cracked it (fingers crossed) and without too much drama (please feel free to share your horror stories! 💩)
Oh how my life has changed! Now I'm off to get dressed before I have to ask again.