✈️TRAPPED ON THE TARMACK✈️ Being the vain millennial I am, I wanted a selfie to show how irritated I am to be stuck on this plane. Since I'm gay as hell, I made 1,000 attempts to finally get a pic that accurately captured how GD cute I am when I'm pissed off.
Before I could succeed, my @Delta flight attendant popped in for such a cheerful photobomb I couldn't help cracking a smile too 😁what a cutie!!! BUT now he left and surprise surprise I'm still irritated.
Shout out to our red, white and blue coordination (w/ stars! ⭐️) for making us America AF!
But seriously, get me off the GD ground, @Delta. Annie C ain't got nothing on me 👊