#amitheonlyone

MOST RECENT

How terrible is it that whenever I see the Tesla logo, I automatically see the Mirena IUD?

And just so you know, a small part of me is delighted at the fact that I very well may have ruined the brand for you. *cue evil laughter*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#twinsies #sorryElon #AmITheOnlyOne

Stuff I just had to bring home and a leaf.
#nowwhatamigoingtodowithit #amitheonlyone ?

It’s been a hectic week, we’ve never been so excited for the weekend! What’s on your agenda?

It was a rough go this morning. I swear after a week of my kids only hearing my voice it starts to go in one ear and out another like a #rerun of a #friends episode. They hear you but they aren't really listening.🙄🙄🙄
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#dadneedstocomehome 😂🤦‍♀️

That moment someone makes you laugh so hard that you think you peed a little... but you can’t check it ‘cause you’re wearing a jumpsuit!? 😂🙈😜#womenoverfortyissues #ididntpeebtw #tookmetenminutestocheck #fortyandfabulous #issues #jumpsuit #nothandy #laugh #laughtillyoupee #honestly #amitheonlyone #yeahreadmyhashtags #lol #bye #peece #peace

Asking "have yall ever..." just to make sure you aren't weird. But what if your friends disagreed with everything, are yall sticking to it?😂😂😂 #cantrelate #amitheonlyone #amitheonlyonewhodoesthis

I’m starting to feel like I’m the only person in the world who is NOT ready for fall weather and Halloween. Give me all the warm sunshine and sandals! #AmItheOnlyOne #MaybeIShouldMoveToCalifornia

The first day of Fall is almost here and I'm seeing ads for pumpkin spice everything... I'll be honest, I've never been a fan of pumpkin. Not into pumpkin pie (texture gets me), not into pumpkin spiced coffee.... the only thing I like that's pumpkin are those pumpkin cake bars with cream cheese frosting (or am I confusing that with carrot cake... who knows).⠀

This is our first Fall in California. So it will be interesting to see if we see much color in the trees here. Fall was my favorite time of year when we lived in Chattanooga, TN. The bursts of colors in the trees was so gorgeous! ⠀

So tell me, are you into the pumpkin flavored stuff? Give me apple cider any day and I'll be happy :) ⠀

Also, do you know of a fun pumpkin patch around #riponca ? If so, give me the details... I want to take my kids! Now that is the type of pumpkin I can get into ;) ⠀
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#rachaelvenemaphotography #fall #pumpkinspiceeverything #amitheonlyone #nopumpkinforme #nopumpkinspice #fallcolor #fallincalifornia #pumpkins #pumpkinpatch #localpumpkinpatch

I've always considered myself a fairly free & easy going type of person but the one thing that gets me on the edge... #playdough The potential for mixing the colours & eventually creating a poo coloured heap of squishy clay makes me so uncomfortable!

Don't get me wrong, I love to encourage #creativity & #play but my mess anxiety is high when it's play dough time! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤪 #messyplay #constantlytidying #letthemplay #dontmixthecolours #amitheonlyone #mumlife #parentlife #thismumloves

Do u ever wish u wuz a bird? So u could fly over certain people & 💩 on their heads??😏 .
#amitheonlyone #youknowyouvethoughtaboutit #justsayin #sorrynotsorry #youcantfixstupid #squidhyfacecrew #followme #weallknowsomeone

Anyone else have kids that cleaned up the family room yesterday only to find this scene the next day....I guess this is their hiding spot for everything that messed up the family room.
Getting down the stairs without getting hurt will be my warm up this morning 🤣

#amitheonlyone #kidsarefunny
#kidsarethebest #foolmeonce #houseisclean #hidingspotfail #letshopeidontfall

Making homemade beef stew and just found this online. This just made my night❣️😃😂🤣 #lol #funny #clever #puns #loveit #amitheonlyone #stew #fallfood #carrots #emo #veg #vegetables #positivevibes #humpday 😊

Today we visited an old tower with the intention to see a nice view over the village. Upon entering the building, someone came out and tried to push us into what we thought was a tourist shop. It appeared to be the actual entrance to the tower, inside filled with antiques and curiosa from the area where we were able to freely roam around and fantasize about the lives of our Moroccan alter egos. #amitheonlyone #tea #roadtrippin #kasbah #tifoultoute
The view was stunning too.

Babe, where is it? 😂#dead #amitheonlyone

Can I just say teaching isn’t always pretty, and it seems like everything ends up on my desk. Haha! 🤦🏼‍♀️ #amitheonlyone #teacherprobs #whatamess #needamaid #teachersofinstagram #teachersfollowteachers #teacherlife #3rdgrade #iteach #iteach3rd

Am I the only one who thinks this looks like a hand reaching out of my water bottle?
#writerbrain #amitheonlyone #authorsofig #authorslovereaders #amwriting #Patriciamclinn

Who else did this 😂? I won’t tell if you don’t!

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