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Yogi and I are excited to announce that on February 21.... #trevornoah #netflix #AfraidOfTheDark #standup #comedy #standupcomedy

Got a mention on @trevornoah series on Netflix #afraidofthedark 🤣 Trinidad 🇹🇹 boys #troyanddarrius @troygordonnyc

Life is a constant play between light and darkness. It's not about winning or losing. Like days become nights and winters slowly turn into summers, everything is part of the perfect equilibrium of nature, which is also inside of us. We are approaching the darkest day of the year in the Northern hemisphere. What do you feel? Are you afraid of the dark?

#iamwater #afraidofthedark #sarkandlight #haipauradelbuio #tienesmiedoalaoscuridad

Step 1: Turn on ALL the lights (and 🔊). Step 2: Make Smoothie. Try our Blood Orange Smoothie ft. GNC AMP 100% Whey– now B2G1 FREE!
#spookytreats #smoothielife #halloween #afraidofthedark

1 blood orange (or 1 small navel orange), peeled, cut into rough 1-inch chunks and frozen
1 cup frozen strawberries
1 banana
1 cup plain, 2% Greek yogurt
½ cup unsweetened almond milk
1 scoop GNC AMP 100% Whey Protein
½ teaspoon vanilla extract

Place all ingredients in a blender and blend on high until smooth, 30 to 60 seconds. Serve immediately.

Chilling here talking about girls he met this weekend

In honour of #InternationalWomensDay I'll share this exceptional ode to #women 👸🏿👸🏾👸🏽👸🏼👸🏻 by #TrevorNoah I heard while watching his latest (fabulous) show #AfraidOfTheDark which is available on Netflix: " 'Don’t be a pussy.' Yes. Because it implies weakness. Do not be like the vagina. The vagina that is weak. Don’t be a pussy … and yet, in my personal experience, I have found the pussy to be one of the strongest things I have ever come across in my life!
'Don’t be a pussy?' Have you ever come across a pussy?! You realise vaginas can start revolutions and end wars. You realise, even on a physical level, the vagina is one of the strongest things that have ever existed. Virtually indestructible. Many men in this room have tales of how they once defeated the pussy. Let me tell you now, they have not.
The owner of the pussy may have given you the impression that you defeated the pussy, but it is alive and well, my friends!
Whenever people say that, I go, 'Do you understand how impressive the vagina is? Do you understand how strong it is?' There’s a reason men have sought to oppress it for so long. The vagina is frighteningly powerful. You realise that human beings come out of a vagina. Human beings come out and still it continues to work as intended. Do you understand how impressive that is?! A human being comes out of the vagina. And still, it continues to operate, it continues to work, after a human has just come out. You’re saying it’s weak?!?! You just sit on a penis wrong and it breaks! 'Don’t be a penis', that should be the phrase. I wish I was a pussy. Are you serious right now?! " 🎀🦁💋👑🙌🏽💕 #8thOfMarchShouldBeEveryday

All anybody need is one light, I'll be anything that you like #afraidofthedark

Let's play 'What's Darth so afraid of?' Amazing what a pair of googly eyes can do...


Weekend Project : made this little bedside table night lamp. It's got a solid block of cast cement for a base and the bulb is a 45w Antique Edison Bulb. I was going for a vintage transistor control panel look.
#diy #vintage #weekendproject #firstattempt #afraidofthedark

#rawn 2017 was the best night ever, watching everyone do their best in the events was awesome and even thought red stacked up all the points, white came through and took the dub 🔴⚪🔴⚪ #whitesquad #afraidofthedark

Вам тоже бывает страшно по ночам? Вы верите в призраков? Замечали, что даже когда все спят шорохи в квартире не прекращаются?! Иногда даже можно услышать шаги... это ходит.... #ужас #ужасы #ужастик #ужастики #страх #скрежет #шорох #боюсь #мнестрашно #moovie #horror #horrormovie #horrorstory #horrornights #horrornight #fear #fearfatclub #afraid #afraidofthedark


gotta a little freaked out watching all the gruesome murders on "Medium" so the Golden Girls will have to soothe me to sleep. If it comes. #afraidofthedark #thegirlsforthewin #forgotaboutthegaycook #stilllovemedium #justneedlights

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