In honour of #InternationalWomensDay I'll share this exceptional ode to #women 👸🏿👸🏾👸🏽👸🏼👸🏻 by #TrevorNoah I heard while watching his latest (fabulous) show #AfraidOfTheDark which is available on Netflix: " 'Don’t be a pussy.' Yes. Because it implies weakness. Do not be like the vagina. The vagina that is weak. Don’t be a pussy … and yet, in my personal experience, I have found the pussy to be one of the strongest things I have ever come across in my life!
'Don’t be a pussy?' Have you ever come across a pussy?! You realise vaginas can start revolutions and end wars. You realise, even on a physical level, the vagina is one of the strongest things that have ever existed. Virtually indestructible. Many men in this room have tales of how they once defeated the pussy. Let me tell you now, they have not.
The owner of the pussy may have given you the impression that you defeated the pussy, but it is alive and well, my friends!
Whenever people say that, I go, 'Do you understand how impressive the vagina is? Do you understand how strong it is?' There’s a reason men have sought to oppress it for so long. The vagina is frighteningly powerful. You realise that human beings come out of a vagina. Human beings come out and still it continues to work as intended. Do you understand how impressive that is?! A human being comes out of the vagina. And still, it continues to operate, it continues to work, after a human has just come out. You’re saying it’s weak?!?! You just sit on a penis wrong and it breaks! 'Don’t be a penis', that should be the phrase. I wish I was a pussy. Are you serious right now?! " 🎀🦁💋👑🙌🏽💕 #8thOfMarchShouldBeEveryday